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tescosfinest-deactivated2013111

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

gravysaur-deactivated20141004

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

sinnerbird

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start

sinnerbird

also this thread is open to anyone

sinnerbird

very-salty-popcorn

A very small boi enters

5radchan

@alpha-bread

alpha-bread

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

pettyartist

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

kuro--sawa

A pocket sized boy

charlesoberonn

nflstreet-deactivated20180710

Shakira Law

daggers-drawn

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

matt-ruins-your-shit

One donut to fool them all

ketchupcapacity

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

fangirl-overload13

I can’t stop laughing at this

kaiserghidorah

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the land of Shakira, whose Hips don’t Lie.

memewhore

anneburrellshair

GOD HAS FINALLY COME TO SMITE THE DEVIL

koobaxion-deactivated20220403

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

koobaxion-deactivated20220403

he;s so sad

niyarest

everyone knows about the Shrek songs and how they’re labeled that forever but what about all the songs Alvin and The Chipmunks tainted

i was at the new year party and Funkytown played and i was sitting there like

charleydriftwood

Funkytown was also in Shrek 2.

niyarest

bevsi

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

batmanglijandrobin

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)