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Hi. This is my personal blog. I play FFXIV and on Siren. Peace.

[4-panel-life]

[websitedog]

Holy shit get a load of this thing

Fucking incredible

[beardedmrbean]

Drinks on the house

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Boys will be boys

[stepfordgoth]

This is so cute

[johnathan-armanithan]

Michigan. I can promise you that.

[blackwolfmanrisen]

I fucks with that

[nonenosome]

"Nothin' hits better than a roof beer."

[stilldickslappinthestate]

Break My Stride playing on repeat makes this absolutely perfect.

[everythingfox]

Dog practicing his angry face

(via)

[phoenix]

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tell me something nice

[kyraneko]

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

[kyraneko]

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

[mirage358]

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

[tomatobeans-blog]

[theladytrickster]

My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing

[injuries-in-dust]

"This is not how you make cookies!"

[onyxbird]

This is like one of those fake cooking/baking videos where they clearly swapped the item out at a certain step to make it look like the terrible recipe worked... except the guy baking them is just as in the dark about how and when the switcheroo happened as the audience is.

[blackjacktheboss]

You already know

[thesaltofcarthage]

HEY CHOCOLATE GUY, THIS IS HOW THE REST OF US MORTALS DO IT

[marithlizard]

Wake up chocolate guy, new competition just dropped

[uroko]

by: 周记201904

[homuras]

The Forger Family ✧･ﾟ: *

[petitworld]

[stimman4000]

dissolving cotton candy in water

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

[baka-dot-exe]

drink that and you become a super saiyan

[monsterpotion]

#disposing of a clown carcass

[kaczynskis-deactivated20210616]

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

[justpastryvideos]

x

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

imagine peacing out at the glue factory and then you miraculously wake up and look like this

[lunaticobscurity]

[thebiscuiteternal]

[obstinaterixatrix]

#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement

[evilkitten3]

you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia

[livingstills]