Burd's Nust

Allegedly a medical doctor. Verifiably an anime girl. I like birds, giant robots, animu, mango, video games, and readers like you.

[xgravityrosex]

*straight yuri joke*

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[melonwah]

[giganticbuddha]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[byjove]

what drink I think certain characters from Arthurian legend would order at a bar:

Sir Lancelot: Vodka Red Bull.

Sir Galahad: A glass of water, no ice.

Sir Gawain: The most pretentious craft beer.

King Arthur: Any beer. Not pretentious, not picky.

Queen Guinevere: Grapefruit seltzer of some kind.

Sir Kay: Stout of some kind.

Sir Bedivere: Dry martini.

Sir Perceval: The fruitiest, girliest, most whimsical cocktail on the menu.

Merlin: Also a whimsical fruity little drink enjoyer.

Morgan: Espresso martini.

The Green Knight: Absinthe and he genuinely enjoys the taste.

[byjove]

Galahad orders himself a single glass of water with no ice because of his ascetic mindset. Sometimes other knights will order him a Shirley Temple and he secretly enjoys that.

[byjove]

[darnitjack]

Ser Gawain: "My liege, which brewer like you best?"

King Arthur: Whosoever provides it free of charge.

G: My liege, 'tis bartered. None charge you even a sous. Which like you second best?

A: Whosoever provides it fresh and chilled

[byjove]

Arthur will drink the most mid beer ever with far too much gruyt and be like “my compliments to the alewife :)”

[kulvefaggoth]

THIS ULTIMATE IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD

source

[ofdarklands]

this is what he says, apparently

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[monsterpotion]

Bumpus Jones - Wikipedia

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[byjove]

It’s okay. Understanding the enemy (the concept of a nuclear family) is the first step to defeating it.

[magicalmysteryperson]

Nuclear Family Month is a thing? That... that can't be real.

oh wow. it's real.

....real stupid.

[byjove]

sadly. microdosing Tumblr on the worst news stories I have had the misfortune of reading.

[sacred-portal]

[annalatzer]

I drew a comic about how I imagine meeting an eel will go

[octavio-world]

reblog to survive

[taxidermycanine]

ough ouhhhhh hold on gotta stretch Oughgg ..

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons