"Jimmy Neutron Lookin' Ass"

Hunter (he/they) 23y/o - all i care about is beyblade and gay shit. if you followed me 5+ years ago i'm so sorry

[infiniteoreos]

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

[hollowboobtheory]

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

[niceinchnails]

Vlc media player wrapped

[niceinchnails]

[sleepnoises]

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

[frog-cult-leader]

*blap*

[srirachaslut]

[scum2]

And let all the hurt, inside of you die.

[halondrus]

[lhavdil]

they (tumblr) loved him (jack black, andrew garfield, franz kafka, etc) for his jewish boy swag

[lhavdil]

also taika btw. if you even care

[afloweroutofstone]

Everyone who has to work retail today should be allowed to assault one customer for free

[teathattast]

[prokopetz]

New rule: for every dick that’s removed from a depiction of a classic work of art so as to render it palatable for public consumption, a different classic work of art must gain one in order to balance the scales. No dick on Michaelangelo’s David? Now there’s a dick on Edvard Munch’s The Scream. This is what you have wrought.

[undeadentropy]

Add the dick to female artwork to really piss them off, and make our day

[headspace-hotel]

Is there rules about where the dick needs to go

[tiredkitten123]

[2spirited]

google search Beautiful rocks near me

[2spirited]

you are like a poet of some sort

[saudadite]

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

[45percenterthen]

nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!

[45percenterthen]

embankment tube station voiceover story ❤️

[paintdust]

The one and only powerful, wise, and lovable marsupial: The Trash Wizard Instagram | Shop 

[grolahvol]

@theotherpieceoftrash

[becausebirds]

[birthdaysongs]

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

[homunculus-argument]

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

[absolutecreature]

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

[homunculus-argument]

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

[absolutecreature]

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

[homunculus-argument]

An illustration

[urhokarila]

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.