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Vintage MLM love photography post
Vintage WLW love photography post
Please add more if you have them <3
Pictures from back in the gay
GAYMAZING :D
I know this is a long post - but omg it gave me feels. Can you imagine how intense their love had to be to survive how homophobic it was back then. 😭😭😭
do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
EVERY MORNING.
wait
wait
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
*whispers* Not even Russia
I remember when my dad had a conversation with me
because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)
and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”
and I said “why not?”
“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”
“oh. hitler.”
“exactly”
full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/
“Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place”
like how can u hear that verse and think its a song for hetties idk how much more obvious it can be :/ :/ :/
Y'all big mad in the notes
Actually every song by Queen is a lgbt anthem
Don’t Stop Me Now is the bisexual anthem to end all bisexual anthems and you will not change my mind
Heteros are really pressed in the notes keep reblogging this
Why are they booing this post, it’s right
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy–gay men’s anthem
Don’t Stop Me Now/Bicycle Race–pan/bi anthems
You’re My Best Friend–lesbian anthem
Mother Love–aro/ace anthem
Killer Queen–trans ladies’ anthem
Princes of the Universe–trans lads’ anthem
I’m Going Slightly Mad–nonbinary/genderfluid anthem
I Want To Break Free–everyone’s coming out anthem
it got better
how can one think any second that Queen is not 100% LGBT+ when they literally dressed like this in the I Want To Break Free clip
My favorite hobby is describing socialism without using the word “socialism” and watching everyone in the room agree with me.
Guy at work: *bitches about work*
Me: “Yeah, well, that’s the way it goes. See, the company can only make money off of the work we do, so they’re never gonna pay us what we’re worth; you don’t get paid for eight hours’ work, you get paid for working eight hours. That’s how they make bank. So the relationship between us and management is always gonna be adversarial. Why you think [boss] is such a dickhead? He’s incentivized to be a dickhead.”
Guy: “That….that actually makes a lot of sense.”
Me: *stares into the camera like on The Office while ‘The Internationale’ plays in the background*
i don’t understand the difference between getting “paid for eight hours’ work” vs “paid for 8 hours.”
Most companies want you to do 12 hours worth of work in 6 hours of actual time. They want to work you so hard your stress level is through the roof. So then you go to the doctor for various illnesses caused by excessive stress. Then you get to add to that stress by worrying about missing too much time from work to take care of the problems that work created in your body.
That makes sense now, thank you!
The company makes its profits via the additional value your work adds to their product or service. A sewn shirt is more valuable than three yards of fabric, for instance, and a chair is worth more than a few bits of wood, and so on; but for the commodity to reach that market value so much higher than its components requires labor.
So, your employer is not actually paying you an equivalent value for what your labor generates; that’s where their profit comes from. All they’re paying you for is your labor-power exerted over a certain amount of time per day. With modern industrial practices, your employer easily makes back your daily wage in added value within the first few hours of your working day; the whole rest of that time you spend generating profit.
You don’t get paid for eight hours’ work, you get paid for working eight hours.
“[…] your employer easily makes back your daily wage in added value within the first few hours of your working day; the whole rest of that time you spend generating profit.“
things I have seen adult, professional archaeologists do, on the clock
Eat a worm.
Chant “EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
Launch water balloons across the site at the portable toilet when someone was using it.
Back the work vehicle up against the door of the portable toilet to trap someone inside.
“Gently” tap the crew vehicle in front of them with the bumper of their vehicle.
Discreetly vomit in the bushes due to hangover.
Intentionally run over roadkill while laughing maniacally.
“Moon” the work camera.
Topless Day
Throw a co-worker into the bog of water-screening run-off sludge.
Flint-knap right next to a test unit.
Chase one another around with a dildo they found (and then bag it as an “artifact” and send it back to the lab).
Draw a smiley face on their hardhat in their own blood.
Write off a shovel probe because there was a horse standing on the spot that wouldn’t move.
Yell out, “I peed on a snake! :D”
Have a shovel fight.
Mud fights
Ditching work to play with a dog
Use the poison ivy covered hill as a slide
Throw worms at each other
Go into full musical mode
Trick someone into sitting into a hole infested with spiders (I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I WILL GET BACK AT YOU ONE DAY)
Have intense conversations about what the names of the trees are
Hide each other’s trowels
Make detailed plans about how to go on a ghost search at the local haunted hotel
I read these off to my brother and he said these remind him of The Office, but it’s archaeologists. Not gonna lie, I would watch that.
So would I tbh.
Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway
Average day on a california freeway
is. that a Luftwaffe plane??
It sure is!
Umm... I'm going to take this is a sign of good fortune for what is to come for this country. Fuck Nazis
the happy ending he deserved
Sudden urge to go adopt about 20 senior dogs
I'm not crying, you're crying 😭😭😭😭
bless Scottish twitter
ya fuckin space slice
Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.
At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.
They gave me a number to shoot for. It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.
So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.
I got what I asked for.
If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known. I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.
You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.
Because this is crucially important
Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action.
It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.
Important
Fuck.
If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA
jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A PSA. READ IT
So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god
It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh
Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.
Listen I dont watch hockey but this is the best thing to happen to me all week. This thing is so threatening.
I live in Pittsburgh and let me say……..I would die for Gritty
Broke: Mascots should be cute and loveable to endear fans
Woke: Design mascots to terrify and intimidate the opposing players
I died at the Euthanize Gritty GoFundMe 😂😂
PIG PEN PUPPERINO
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.
Bruh what is this?? Europeans know nothing of commuting
Dying rn
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He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).
Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.
No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).
The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.
Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.
I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.
“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”
So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??
Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂
I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.
I..am..idk
And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.
dooooo your boobs float high
do they wobble toward the sky
can you not help but obsess
on your face-invading chest
can you cup them in your hands
and bounce them like a marching band
do your boobs. float. high.
I think I love you, @randaness
50,000 women: we don’t obsess about our boobs
Mansplainer: I’m not a woman and I don’t have boobs so I have no clue what i’m talking about, but I know y'all lyin’!
The notes on this post are great. Women understand better than men ever can.
Like for reall, the only times I have ever had convos with other women about our boobs, was 1) discussing/complaining about bras and heloing to find the right size/type for a friend who had worn the same one for like 8 years and it really didnt fit and ended up causing them pain. 2) when someone is feeling pain in their breasts/is worried that they might have breast cancer cause they have a wierd lump on the outside (just a wierd pimple ish situation they are fine). And 3) when I complained about having breasts because they cause me a lot of dysphoria.
We dont compare breast sizes. We don’t worry about what other women will think wgen they see our breasts. In fact I feel like most women secretly hate breasts. Theor dumb and useless ( unless your breastfeeding of course) and bras suck and to top it off, some guys have this wierd obsession with them and they are considered *taboo* to talk about because they are a “sex organ” (complete and utter bullshit but thats another rant).
@TIME
I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.
There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.
bro i love elephants 2 but this looks like the photoshop project i did in 9th grade computers class
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
One can hope, right?
Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935
Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol
I think this is already in my queue but I just looked at the tags and I think it’s important for y'all to know that Barnard is a women’s college. These are all dope-ass girls answering this question.
