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This one fic I loved, it was a König x reader one and I think it’s been deleted bc I can’t find it but it was called the king and the mouse by grumpy sniper on Ao3. And I’m so sad, I really wanted to reread it and now I can’t
cherry valley forever
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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RMH
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Claire Keane

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Not today Justin
d e v o n

JVL
Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@putridjoy
RAAA
This one fic I loved, it was a König x reader one and I think it’s been deleted bc I can’t find it but it was called the king and the mouse by grumpy sniper on Ao3. And I’m so sad, I really wanted to reread it and now I can’t
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
It’s September
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
Build-A-Boyfriend | A Luvit Valentine's
Valentine's Day is approaching! You know what that means! Oh... no plans? No worries! Here at Luvit Inc., we have you covered. Just answer our short questionnaire and we'll send you something to make this holiday season worthwhile ;)
RAFFLE ENTRY - up to FIVE (5) winners will be chosen for a little extra holiday loving this season:
your first step is to take a quick uquiz assessment! there are 14 possible results.
reblog + let us know your results in the tags (this counts as your entry!)
you have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 16th to enter. any entries after that time and date will not be counted (but you can still take the quiz <3)
winners will be selected through the wheel of names and then privately messaged with your result (pls have your messages open so i can let you know!)
winners will have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 17th to confirm response
PRIZES:
a personalized blurb up to 750 words (can be either fluffy or suggestive)
reader-insert or OC-insert - i'll use whatever name/pronouns you let me know of!
will include your tagged result as the character
select a prompt starter from a provided list
prizes will be distributed on feb 19th unless otherwise notified
*eligibility requirements are: cannot be a blank blog, this cannot be the only post on your blog, reblogged and tagged with your result, entered before the time and date
**i've never made a uquiz before so i apologize in advance if it's bad 😭 it is mostly random and gives you a little dive into how i personally characterize and associate things with the different cod men. this is for fun and not meant to be taken super seriously! i just decided on 5 people since i'm still recovering from the sick but wanted to do something interactive and let y'all know that i really DO appreciate you ❤️
some lighthearted hollow knight doodles because ive been thinking about sad bugs recently and augh. i need to unwind
Favorite siblings ever, love them <33 (especially my pookies Faith and John)
christmas in less than a week no snow temperatures regularly hitting above 50°. IN MASSACHUSETTS
pisses me off so much when people bring this up and then are like “well i’m not complaining because i hate the cold!!!!” okay well you are in one of the Supposed to be cold states. Where the cold is supposed to happen. are you not worried
Far Cry 5 as Text Posts - Jacob Seed
its fucking dember.
this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar
^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are
your move…..
Gotcha with the oldest trick in the book
I watch Demon slayer because of plot
The biceps... I mean the story is beautiful...
bug ass
bug ass
look what they found!
video game fruits!! 🍓
Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]
The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.
Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing
Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.
MILK.
DELIVERY.