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slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

bumblebeerror

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

yardsards

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

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tardisblue-pandas-deactivated20

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

wytchlock-deactivated20200207

Oh shit this was literally me in school

the-impossible-mind-deactivated

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

reganmariie

Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

deboracabral

I think about this meme every single day

deboracabral

My favourite comments on this post are people clutching their peals about swearing in a cute drawing.

anexperimentallife

wolfchaldo

geek-ramblings

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

fallish

xsarora

girthakitt-blog

i like this guy

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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world heritage post

And now with!

Good girl:

Really bad boy:

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my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

labgnome

Are there people in Australia?

bolto-deactivated20211002

no

junkartie

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”