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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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The Stonewall Inn
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leo helping little kids by helping them get involved w building & creating,,,,,, there is something so beautiful about that. he's giving them help he never got. encouraging them to create and explore. making the world a better place.
Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.
āAll that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.ā
-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher
fuck OFF
Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.
So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.
every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and Iām laughingĀ
This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big.Ā
FUCK OFF
Forever laffinā at people who donāt understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are.Ā
Theyāre like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didnāt Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when theyāre wounded arenātĀ ārun away and minimize injuryā itāsĀ ātake the thing that hurt you down with youā They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.
Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.
Also forever laffinā at people who think pigs are tiny, ācause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances.Ā
Itās like when people assume Tuna must be small because theyāve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.
Like seriously why the fuck y'all think everyone FREAKED THE HELL OUT when Dorothy fell into the pig pen in Wizard of Oz? Itās because pigs are HUGE and weigh a shitton and would crush her in an instant.
also dont they eat like, basically anything?
YUP. Pigs will eat people, if given the chance. They dgaf.
Thatās why boar hunters use a team of very tenacious dogs to hold the boar so they can be speared without fucking you up. The dogs wear body armour.Ā
Iāve heard stories of people shooting boars, and if it didnāt kill them, it just pissed them off.Ā
how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?
ā¦āhow the hell did we ever domesticate these things?ā
Very carefully, I would imagine.
WIld boar babies are rather cute, like living humbugsā¦
ā¦but the adults and their ferocity have been associated with warriors for thousands of years, from Mycenaean Greece (a helmet made from sections of boar tusk)ā¦
ā¦through Celtic Europe (reconstructed carnyx war-horns and standards)ā¦
ā¦Ancient Rome (the crest of Legion 20 āValeria Victrixā). A couple more legions also used a boar as their crest - I wonder did they squabble over which was the ārightā one the way a couple of Swiss cantons had a little war over whose bear was bestā¦?
ā¦then Anglo-Saxon and pre-Viking helmet crestsā¦
ā¦right up to the late Middle Ages (here the white boar badge of Richard Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III of England)ā¦
ā¦and the blue boar badge of the Earl of Oxford, more usually represented by the De Vere arms, quarterly gules and or, in the first a molet argent.
After Richard was defeated at Bosworth in 1485, there was a run on blue paint as inn-signs were changed to reflect new loyalties since Oxford was on the winning sideā¦
And pigs will definitely eat people.
It gets mentioned in the movie āSnatchā, the book/movie āHannibalā and the webcomic āLackadaisy Catsā, among numerous other fictional sources, and IRL itās suspected to be the reason why numerous missing persons have stayed missing.
More here (another comment to this same OP) and here (slightly different).
Hereās some boar-hunting armour for dogs, ancientā¦
ā¦and modernā¦
ā¦and the modern one looks very like a simple style of ancientā¦
So when Odysseusās old nurse recognizes him by the scar he got from the boar-tusk slash that almost killed himā¦ now you get the resonance.
This postā¦it just really went places on me.
I hope you read this entire post, and that it made your entire day so much better, even if just for a few moments, like it did mine.
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
reblog to support female characters violently killing people
frank zhang headcanon i think he got into so many fucking fights when he was at school. obviously he wasnāt the one to instigate them but he was quick to anger and a victim for a lot of bullying - at first heād retaliate but as time went on he realized that standing up for himself would only result in unjust punishment. and thatās how i like to think his strong sense of duty and justice + his restrained,Ā āpacifisticā personality came to be
full time sleepy in bed moodboard
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iām surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point
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People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By StefanĀ Draschan
People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagramā¦
I was really hoping these werenāt staged and the artist just spends weeks in art galleries and days in front of paintings to make these
Well guess whatā¦ Thatās exactly what he did!
Lynda Barry, 2016
All of Highbury: just vibinā
Frank Churchill, ready to flirt with Emma, hide a whole-ass secret engagement, annoy Mr. Knightley and generally fuck up the status quo of the hometown he hasnāt visited in like 20 years:
"Bridget Jones is a modern-day Elizabeth Bennet."
Lizzie, sweetie, I'm SO sorry. I'm so sorry a dumbass bitch like that would even say that. Oh my god.
Honestly, weāve only seen deep sea fish at their worst. Deep sea fish are like the opposite of the fast food expectation vs reality meme.
i am but the dad from derry girls (in a constant state of worry, trying to be rational, always exhausted with life yet somehow still trying to be kind and hopeful) and life is just grandpa joe from derry girls (seems to have it out for me, difficult to ascertain any clear meaning or reason from, relentless, odd)
Leo to š„brightenš„ your day! ;D
what would you do if that was you?
