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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
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@queenmaika
today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
reblog this post to help a child break the law
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
you using sex to sell a mobile game, but I don't see any Black characters so my dick ain't even considering it
yeah yeah, you got huge titty elves; are there any non-evil characters with skin darker than paper? Can I make a character that looks like a Black person? Nah? Then why are you wasting our time here on Earth?
If their skins all fair, then I don’t care.
If they’re all pale, imma bail
None of them are Black? That’s wack
Severe lack of melanin? That’s a game I’m not getting in
No characters that are brown? Gives me a big frown ☹️
Ooooh, that’s good
If nobody is darker than mayo, then this isn’t worth my wallet going K’O!
They all look aryan, well I ain’t payin’ then!
No characters of color, I’m not spending a dollar
Their face doesn’t look like mine, they ain’t getting a dime
your characters all pasty, i don't find that tasty
They’re all just one hue? That’ll never do
If they’re all European that aint a world I wanna be in
If none of them are from Africa I gotta laugh at ya
No skin that’s tan? Not a fan
No Black characters in the action? That doesn’t lead to satisfaction
I love your energy but we are doing rhymes. You need to make a rhyme with that
"If I can't be black I will peel your skin back" easily fixed
Your hair selection got no Afros? Man, imma go
If there’s no niggas abound, then I ain’t gonna be around!
Keith David ain’t doing a voice? No reason for me to rejoice.
Their skin is gray? Guess I won't play!
Nor will I pay- Not today!
sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
There's more to do actually, now
go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999
additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm
also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false
note! this will limit video to 1080p
and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google
We jailbreaking browsers now lmao
"Canceling" was also an AAVE term that originally meant "We ain't fucking with this person anymore because they're weird with weird and questionable beliefs" and white people took it and tainted it to mean "You're trying to ruin someone's life, how dare you make someone take accountability for their actions !" like they really thought that saying "Hey this person is racist, maybe you want to think twice before giving them money and support" is a bad thing and that says a lot more about them than it does about us
we’re so back
Commission of Haljra and Alistair for @loreofthedasposts! So happy to have worked on them again AND on my first ever da tarot card commission at once aaa🥰
ROGUE AND GAMBIT. True lovers!!!
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?
Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??
time to put on my favorite shirt
You drew that yourself!?
It sucks ass
Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.