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I love Repo! The Genetic Opera. It's the perfect movie. The effects are amazing. The effects look like shit. The color grading has two settings and they both look horrible. There are dozens of sets, and each one is the same sound stage. I love the costuming, it looks like they raided a 2002 hot topic and a Spencers. The characters are amazing, 95% of them are assholes. It's aged horribly, it's timeless. It's a tragedy and the funniest shit I've ever seen. It's a mess, it's a masterpiece. Nathan is insane, and he's my best friend.

It's my favorite movie. Don't watch it.

redbelles

“It ain’t easy being king.” “Yeah, you just remember that.”

CHARLIE HUNNAM as Jax Teller in Sons of Anarchy | Season 1

luckyspacerabbit

even though me2 is my favorite game i know for a fact i'm just being brainwashed by the in game ability to earn a squad of hot tortured heist friends who are equally as obsessed with me as i am with them. it's my pretty best friends simulator. it's my criminal bananza. there's a party in the war crime ship and we're using stolen funds to buy the drinks. nothing matters because i know their deepest darkest secrets and i've seen almost all their tits. i have scars that light up

bumblebeebats

I love how Geralt has this ghostly pale hair and yellow eyes and never talks and dresses like he fell into a medieval hot topic and you figure that’s just bc he’s a witcher, but then you met the rest of the witchers who are literally just dudes and you’re like oh. oh, so Geralt’s just Like That

stinker-bee

Hi my name is Geralt ‘White Wolf’ of Rivia and I have long ghostly white hair (that’s how I got my name) with grease and mud in it that reaches my upper back and yellow eyes like limpid piss and a lot of people tell me I look like Vesemir (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dandelion but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not human but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witcher, and I belong to a witcher school called School of the Wolf in Kaer Morhen (I’m over 50). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love medieval Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing black half plate armour with a matching belt around it and black leather pants, a black cape and tall black boots. I was wearing my witcher medallion and carrying my swords. I was walking through Blaviken. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of townsfolk stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

beanarie

[ID: two tweets by @ meakoopa. 1. how come Geralt of Rivia is big as a house and has an ass upon which i could build my church but when we meet the other Witchers they’re just schlubby guys. 2. all the other witchers are giving rumpled athleisure-wear flannel sunday drag brunch but geralt is full head-to-tip folsom fair goth muscle-queen]

saltedweather

an ass upon which i could build my church

nbpsiioniic

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

transmechanicus

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

an-eccentric-devil

nyanbinyuri

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

theunvanquishedzims

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

rainbowgazes-archive

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2

salmon404

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

rainbowgazes-archive

yeah well this one is even more inferior

rainbowgazes-archive

just a dogshit vena cava

valtsv

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

coolxatu

i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years

coolxatu

excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason

impormable

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

sonnetscrewdriver

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

captainclickycat

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

modernhaterboy

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

studentlifeproblems

truestoriesaboutme

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

stalker-among-the-stars

I’m ready for anything. Black Metal Britney Spears, competitive knitting Britney Spears, cave explorer Britney Spears, full-time mom Britney Spears, anything

skiplo-wave

Brittany doing everything a la Barbie is perfectly fine

kvetchcore

i get y'all’s spirit and I agree that we should support whatever art she makes now that she has the freedom to make what she wants; but i’m pretty sure that’s not the point of the post. perhaps think less “off-beat production that i can consume” and more she is likely going to say something on social media, or in an interview, or a video, that is going to make people uncomfortable. She is going to show symptoms of her trauma and mental illness and people are going to use that as an excuse to demonize her once more. It is incredibly and painfully difficult to resocialize yourself when you have been deeply socially traumatized, and even more so when you have a burning spotlight on you. It’s not “stan this celebrity’s career” it’s “protect mentally ill people from systemic abuse even when their symptoms make you uncomfortable”

abrakophile

adulthoodisokay

it’s post like these, y'all.

mothspaws

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