awesomeowl13

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[the-prince-of-tides]

[musiclovingoutdoorsman]

I just made this and it was too funny not to share on tumblr. Enjoy. 

[straightcharacteroftheday]

todays straight character of the day is: nobody

[makerturnhisgaysuponyou-deactiv]

I’m calling bullshit Odysseus is clearly bisexual

[comtessedebussy]

This is a quality joke

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

[charlesoberonn]

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

[darkbluemint]

I’m into this

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

[alexkablob]

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[irrepressible-domovoy]

Pluto’s reaction:

[queenspun]

Yes, but it should really be the Roman form, Proserpina. Right?

[queenspun]

I just want to voice my appreciation of Stephen Fry’s and Jim Dale’s Cormac McLaggen. The contrast... both work wonderfully, yet are so different... honestly the best part of listening to different narrators

[sappyassmemes]

the only two moods

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[babs-n-baubles]

Oh my g o d

We’ve recreated hieroglyphics

[pillow-princeps]

There are Five Valid Occupations in this world:

1. Jaded, washed up private detective

2. Master thief

3. Cowboy

4. Feral Mad Scientist

5. Polar Explorer Overdosing on Hubris

[pillow-princeps]

Update:

6. Dashing early 1900′s aviator (goggles and inadvisably long scarf are a must)

7. Victorian writer two steps away from dying of brain fever

8. Ancient Greek shepherd that gets involved in some wacky divine shenanigans against their will

9. Android trying to Understand Feelings

10. Small town fisherman that never stops giving out cryptic warnings and advice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

As a Boromir lover what is you thoughts on Faramir? The lesser brother.

I thought Denethor died, but here he is sending me asks

[captain-raven-knight]

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[thesmolknowingclown-deactivated]

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

[subcutaneous-transponder]

exam week comin’ up

[fanonical]

jk rowling: right, so i have this all-powerful artefact in my story that helps you to see your heart's desire

jk rowling: just need a name for the thing...

jk rowling: well, looking up 'desire' in my Bumper Book of Mythology References came up with nothing

jk rowling: i'll just call it desire! but...backwards!

jk rowling: oh, joanne, you genius, you've done it again

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Aesthetic

Wearing all black, but covered in cat hair.

[queenspun]

tfw you can only understand creole when your family is insulting you

[queenspun]

can i use memrise changing its theme as an excuse to fail my language gcses?

[sunsstorms]

Sometimes i feel i’ve got to

*Tchaikovsky physically manifests in my house and fires two canon balls, destroying my home*

run away

[queenspun]

heavy metal broke my

*Tchaikovsky reappeares and fires twice more through the hole in my house and into the neighbours garden*

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