Too Gay To Function

She/Her 30 Lesbian

[thebluestcowboy]

The thing about Korra is that if she destroyed the world it’s because the world had it coming

[kylieminvogue]

"LEGALLY BLONDE" 2001, dir. Robert Luketic

[modelsof-color]

Yugo Takano for Singles Magazine April 2026

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: What the hell is this mess?

Enid: Sorry, it was Wednesday.

Bianca: Excuse me? Why would Wednesday leave a room looking like someone brutally assassinated a bag of dry ass cookies with a hammer?

Enid: You know the phrase “ate and left no crumbs”?

Bianca: Uh huh.

Enid: Wednesday hates that phrase so much that whenever someone says it she chucks a crapload of crumbs in their face and leaves.

Bianca:

Bianca: So you’re saying Wednesday literally ate nothing and left ALL the crumbs?

Enid: Yup.

Bianca: *rolls her eyes* Right. Well, as far as your girlfriend’s retaliations go, at least this one is just messy and not violent, dangerous, or otherwise illegal.

Enid: *looks away*

Bianca:

Bianca: The crumbs were poisoned, weren’t they?

Enid: *sighs* The crumbs were poisoned.

Bianca: Of course they— Hold up, you seem fine.

Enid: Oh, it wasn’t me who said it.

Bianca: Then who did?

Enid: *looks away again*

Bianca:

Bianca: My boyfriend is in the infirmary, isn’t he?

Enid: *sighs again* Ajax is in the infirmary.

Bianca: *pinches the bridge of her nose*

Bianca: At least tell me he didn’t try to take it upon himself to leave no crumbs.

Enid: *winces* In his defense, he had a serious case of the munchies.

Bianca: 🫩

[asthecrowfliesalong]

It's canon that Wednesday struggles when Enid is upset with her & so imagine in season 3, Enid levels Wednesday with one of these looks.

Wednesday would die 😳

[wormontwostrings]

love the genre of fanart that’s just “characters infront of a beach” and wanted to try it out

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[indirectcomedian]

xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat

[autisticexpression2]

There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.

Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.

Happy Pride.

[simzart]

Exam Knight. ⚜️

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

looked up Heidi because I'm a journalist

for reasons I can't imagine this publisher of sexless Alaska love stories is averaging under 20 likes each on posts about her books, so if I can be so honest I kind of have my doubts that her books are getting read even with the excessive use of generous lending policies

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[leikeliscomet]

Sinners is a great commentary on what it's like to be Black on tumblr but instead of playing banjo the Remmicks give you a speech on how they cant be racist bc they're queer and reblog 'POCs' and accuse you of bullying right before you shut the door.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot in the neck and bled out and died and his legacy is reduced to a joke