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Jimmi / Genderqueer (They/Them) / 31/ Pansexual/ Sanguine/ AB- Avatar by jessaminekaldwin

[mamoru]

Food safety tips to keep America's 250th anniversary illness-free

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[househunting]

$549,000/3 br/1 ba

2,506 sq ft

Built in 1937

Portland, OR [househunting on substack - free]

[jacqjohnsonart]

Jolteon whose name is Toaster! ✨💛

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[cryptotheism]

They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[millipedegirl]

wicked heart

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[spookberry]

Was reminded of my old monster Cinderella x Snow White story and felt like redesigning them a bit

[beardedmrbean]

[tacaleo]

ALICE / NĚCO Z ALENKY 1988, dir. Jan Švankmajer

[himbotheninth]

*heavy breathing* what if -- ok, ok -- what if i allowed you access to my failsafe that would annihilate everyone, turning me into a cosmic nuclear bomb, killing me and your oppressors and your loved ones in one fell swoop. And what if, holy fuck, what if you set me free instead, allowing me to continue hurting you but also now i can hurt THEM too. And then we kissed. Would that be good for you.

[albertserra]

[hungwy]

this frame left a profound impression on me

[cwtx0]

Jax. I know we don't get along. But estrogen could've saved you, me and Ribbit.