Pool Boy At The Vampire Mansion

Sara, 41, Oakland California, Queer goth weirdo Expect to see Baldur’s Gate 3, My Chemical Romance, vampires, cats, and The Sims 2 Bigots are not welcome here

[chelsamander]

The Misfits & Vampira, 1982 🦇✨

[simpossible]

It's so funny they chose the Cowplant as the mascot for The Sims Marketplace, a plant that literally lures you with cake and then fucking eats you raw 😭

[grilledcheese-aspiration]

yeee @brandinotbroke had tags that said just like this on one of my posts yesterday; while i totally understand why theyre using the beloved cowplant for this shit, i am forever offended lmfao

[queerdrow]

This stupid tripod motherfucker is too cute.

[pawberri]

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

[pawberri]

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

[evilwizard]

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

[latinare]

dei cubiculum quondam intravi dum me non exspectaret et ad pedem cubilis orans genuit. qf. cui orabat ..?

[evilwizard]

this is good because maybe there are medieval priests who wanna read this one

[oldenglishtextposts]

hit gelamp sume dæge þæt ic ga in godes rom þa he ne min wende and he cneowlode æt his beddes fet him gebiddende. þf. to hwam gebæd..?

[evilwizard]

motherfucker stop translating my post into the common vernacular and distributing it out to the peasantry

[queerdrow]

Got the cutest bag charms for my new bag.

[queerdrow]

I am absolutely not sorry for the Nemo spam. He’s such a sweet guy, I’m so glad we adopted him.

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic

[queerdrow]

I’m in love with him your honor

[queerdrow]

Jason and I adopted this one year old tripod kitty today. His name is Nemo.

[anderswasrightt]

[queerdrow]

This is my first time playing a dragonborn and now I just feel bad.

Sorry Quil :(

[queerdrow]

So now I have to pick out an urn for my portion of my mom’s ashes. My sister offered to just pick one for me but she’s overwhelmed with going through our mom’s stuff and all the paperwork and calls and this is one less thing she’ll have to deal with.

If the winter storms on the east coast still weren’t so bad I would fly out to help her. But the weather being what it is, I’d probably get stuck in an airport for 16 hours again with no hope of making it to my final destination.

[queerdrow]

I picked this urn because cardinals were my mom’s favorite birds.

We won’t talk about the time my childhood cat ate one of the ones that came to our birdfeeder.

[queerdrow]

So now I have to pick out an urn for my portion of my mom’s ashes. My sister offered to just pick one for me but she’s overwhelmed with going through our mom’s stuff and all the paperwork and calls and this is one less thing she’ll have to deal with.

If the winter storms on the east coast still weren’t so bad I would fly out to help her. But the weather being what it is, I’d probably get stuck in an airport for 16 hours again with no hope of making it to my final destination.

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[queerdrow]

Whoever told me that death hits different when one of your parents die is absolutely true.

I got this text from my sister yesterday

I really hope my sister has help packing up my mom’s belongings because she had a LOT of stuff. I wish I could go help but the winter storms on the east coast are brutal this year. I’d just end up stranded in an airport again.

I am glad that I will get some of her ashes (I was fully prepared to make a scene if I didn’t get any) and that the celebration of life will be in the summer so no one will get stuck because of fucking blizzards.