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I remember in early 2013-2014 when this website used to be considered a bastion of leftist movement but now its full of liberals that still read the same 3 YA novels and think that revolution is as simple and easy as voting for the lesser rapist even tho nothing will fundamentally change and they can go back to the innocence and ignorance that they had when Obama was in office.

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Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

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I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

Honestly my sense of humor is just based around those fake tombstones with puns on them you see around Halloween like that's it

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Fake tombstone: "Barry D. Alive" "Rattle M. Bones"

Me in line for the haunted house at the amusement park:

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KELLY’S BACK!

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And when the world needed her most… she returned

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fangcore

the face of a new man

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lord of the flies is so fake this is what teenage boys are really like

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Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

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Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

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non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

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For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

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thewifeofichimatsu

You forgot the orange juice on the side

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the only valid addition to this post

viostormcaller

IM CRYING

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I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

murphels

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown

broomsticksareoverrated

Are you a common fool or an official fool?

weaver-z

In the modern age "official fools" are also known as "twitter verifieds"

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compilation of kind and caring animals

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someone add gentle coyote to this

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i found him

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so funny to me when people are like “nooooo you can’t just mess around and do whatever the hell you want with your gender >:’(” what are you, a cop? like WHAT are you going to do about it lmao