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AUS | 30s | Bring me tea and pastries

[omame-blog]

おにぎりセット:新潟に行きたいな！

[charlesoberonn]

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

might I recommend Cube teapots from the 1920s? They're literally cubes to prevent them from rolling around on ships

I wasn't familiar with these. Cool!

Thanks!

[argumate]

we got non-human companions and immediately roasted them

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[vieaulette]

[vieaulette]

[rurinnfane]

The post about angel wings not needing to be purely white to be beautiful reminded me of a picture I LOVE

This pigeon is an angel

[what-even-is-thiss]

So cozy in my bed. I really am just a mammal huh

[what-even-is-thiss]

Being mammal has many advantages such as:

Warm

[capybaralovers]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[yamarts]

·𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚛·

[frankendykes-monster]

I think of this Tweet every single time I am forced to type out "Xbox Series S/X". The death of this console line can't come soon enough.

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[probablysomethingtm]

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

[probablysomethingtm]

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

[probablysomethingtm]

[questionmarkblock]

With this kind of crap, what is the point of putting any new information on the internet any more? Nobody will visit your page, they'll just get information given to them by the google middleman. Can't run a cooking blog with some sidebar ads, nobody will even see them if the search bar is just spitting out your recipe.

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[lunarthesugarglider]

thats a common interest we've

[chongoblog]

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

[programmedbeasts]

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

[lesbiantomservo]

[theradicalace]

yeah man i've got a pretty persistent problem already

[eskiworks]