threw stones at the stars, but the whole sky fell

I really like television, music, and bad jokes. Extremely sporadic posting because I’m bad at life.

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

current events at the bottom of the pacific

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[lizardywizard]

i love this because it's like. why did paleolithic peoples paint the hunt. perhaps to celebrate and honour brave deeds that kept the community alive. perhaps to bring luck for future hunts. perhaps to instruct those who came after how to slay the beast. perhaps to remind us we can: that the mammoth is not unkillable.

this graffiti, too, serves those purposes!

[tartrazeen]

Kinda recontextualizes the hunt for mammoths though

Maybe it wasn't for food

Maybe mammoths are really fucking racist

[yesterdaysprint]

The Strand magazine, England, 1911

[edith-keeler]

i can’t believe we missed out on this friendship

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[heavyweightheart]

Link

[rqqu]

are there words to describe the horror of this? not sure

[happy-go-lainey]

Jesus fucking christ

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

this just passed in march 2019

because Dow Chemical (worth 70.43 B$)

and DuPont (acquired by Dow but worth 4.926 B$)

said it would be “costly” to meet new standards, and threatened to pull out of the state.

even though changing to the updated pollution limits would mean rules for 25 chemicals become less stringent and 35 more stringent.

but they decided to let Dow Chemical continue polluting and poisoning the residents.

[catchymemes]

[thelatestkate]

February 2019 Illustrations  ヽ(• ‿•)ノ

[mov3d-ghostlymark]

video game aesthetic [ 1/? ]

firewatch

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

[avengerwho-deactivated20190925]

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

[brawltogethernow]

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

[pulmonary-poultry]

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

[thehauntedrocket]

Monster Stand-Up Comedy by Lee Gatlon

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lorelaigilmoure]

pls don’t forget that it is your blog. you should post about what you like and what makes you happy. some ppl will follow and some ppl will unfollow your blog and that’s completely ok. just make sure this whole tumblr experience makes you happy.

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[catasters]

[vaspider]

@seananmcguire