(Source: Homestuck. If you want to verify any of this go read it.)
A lot of Homestuck is narrated in second person, since it's got some old school text adventure game mechanics.
To help distinguish who's typing in the instant message chat logs that make up a lot of the dialogue, the alien characters all type in unique varieties of leetspeak. These are referred to as "typing quirks."
The alien characters are eusocial, vaguely bug-like, and start life out as caterpillars, hatched from eggs laid by a mother grub.
After pupating and then making it through grueling trials in their hatchery, the alien kids are essentially feral children raised by wolves (and other monsters) and attended to by robots until they're drafted into the galactic military and taken off-world as adults.
Homestuck does on fact have everything in it because it deals with the creation of new universes.
The creator of Homestuck published it on his site, "MS Paint Adventures," and as a gag, there's a maid in Homestuck named Ms. Paint.
One of the alien kids in Homestuck is a religiously devout stoner whose eusocial caste makes him an incredibly powerful warrior. The one time he sobers up he learns that his religion was based on the Insane Clown Posse from earth and goes on a killing spree. Then he gets calmed down and gets high again.
To make a new universe in Homestuck, the characters have to breed frogs until they get a perfect Genesis Frog that's capable of holding an entire universe inside of it.
One of the alien kids, Karkat Vantas, uses a magic instant message chat client to chat with himself in the past and future, and gets into very stupid arguments with himself. Notably, time travel is exceedingly dangerous and must be done with great care to avoid paradoxes and Doomed Timelines, but Karkat's arguments are inconsequential enough that it has no effect on the timeline.
it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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