Hopeful potato

Howdy, I'm Aurelius, my pronouns are he/him. I'm either a trans man or a scared lesbian. I read, write and waste the rest of my spare time laughing at memes. Welcome.

[neverfinishingthestory]

Dead

It wasn't until she was dead that they saw her for what she was.

A girl.

Barely into her twenties and just as frightened as the rest of them. But now she lay in an ever expanding pool of blood like she had never breathed in the first place. She almost looked peaceful.

[hopefullpotato]

She'd screamed as she died. A horrible sound.

Breaking.

Cracking.

Suffering.

[same-lesbian-everyday]

Lesbian!

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[do-not-u-dare]

The Recipe

[evil-man-offical]

[hopefullpotato]

W H A T

[youronlyayven]

you 🫵 flirt with me now

[hopefullpotato]

Heyyyyy *leans on doorframe*

*falls through door*

[homosexuality-offical]

i am not throwing away my shot

[hopefullpotato]

Shot of... testosterone?

[dying-pen-offical]

Day five of asking myself if I'm trans.

[hunter-cove]

:( I want drugs (testosterone)

[satan-offical]

would you still love me if I spin you right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

[fay-offical]

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOTTTTT

PLEASEEEE

[hopefullpotato]

It's freezing cold where I am :)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

WHAT

[hopefullpotato]

It is 4 degrees Celsius outside and sk foggy I can't see across the road.

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

W H A T

[hopefullpotato]

32!?!?!?!?!?! Is it summer

[fay-offical]

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOTTTTT

PLEASEEEE

[hopefullpotato]

It's freezing cold where I am :)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

WHAT

[hopefullpotato]

It is 4 degrees Celsius outside and sk foggy I can't see across the road.

[fay-offical]

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOTTTTT

PLEASEEEE

[hopefullpotato]

It's freezing cold where I am :)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[stabbydragon]

I am Del, god of course

[thevagabondexpress]

because of course you are a god

[tleeaves-deactivated20250426]

I am Tee Lee, God of the dead

Oh wow. Didn’t see that coming when I picked “the” out of the options given. And lemme just show you what was suggested.

God of the death bears was right there. And I still managed to be god of the dead. Nice.

[thevagabondexpress]

okay now I wanna know what (in your mind) the death bears are

[faithfromanewperspective]

drop bears obviously don’t test the aussies

[the-turtle-fan]

I am Turtle God of the greatest kingdom

[inedibleplastic]

I am Julian, god of death

WTF😭

[yapofalltrades]

I am Pins, god of

[venustheidiot]

I am Venus god of war….well…yall are fucked…

[classical-necromancer]

I am mars God of God

Damn

[coquette-corpsie]

i am magnolia god of the only people who have been in the same place as she is in the hospital

WAHR

[ameelawless]

I am Amee God of social media

???????????? I dont even use that many social medias….

[international-electromatics]

I am IE god of life

Couldn’t be more wrong

[existing-offical]

I am Existing, god of everything

Sort of true i guess?

[sl33py-b1rd0]

I am Birdo, God of sun

Huh. One that makes sense and probably has to do with the amount of times I’ve been typing god of sun for world building purposes recently. Lmao.

[supervillain-offical]

I am Savi, God of the Sea

…okay???

[arson-offical]

I am Alex, God of War

I mean cool ig

[chaos-ducks]

I am Chaos, God of Darkness

[bob-ate-cheese-on-monday-deacti]

I am Bob, God of the Year

hah I beat y'all motherfuckers

[chaos-ducks]

Years almost out

[pavement-offical]

I am Pavement, God of all good friends

oh yiippee :3

[yehoria-offical]

I am Yehoria, Goddess of the time.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I am evil pineapple, god of the game

oh cool

[evil-journalism-offical]

I am E.J., God of the ocean

[weather-offical]

I am the weather, god of the world

[nothing-offical]

I am Nothing, god of the universe

Wooaaw … I don’t think that is quite correct actually.

[no-one-offical]

I am No One, God of Electromagnetism

I’m shocked actually

[the-spooky-aroace-potatochonkcat]

I am Al, God of war

[ladyliszt]

I am LadyLiszt, God of the Rings!

sweet

[burning-britain-official]

I am burning britain and I am the God of God

Yeaaaaah

[herobrine-offical]

I am herobrine, God of the viewer is the right thing to do with foundation staff that are found wasting time mid-test and I think is the POV of the viewer and the video is the POV of the viewer and the video is so I can talk to you

Uhhhhhhh ok?

[hopefullpotato]

I am Aurelius, God of all.

I see I see

[catchymemes]

[evilpineapple-offical]

guys. Talk to me. You can bully me if you want ig but JUST TALK TO ME IM LONELY ASF

[hopefullpotato]

IM BAAAAAAACKK

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m scared

[hopefullpotato]

Dw I won't freak out this time (he lied vigorously)

[evilpineapple-offical]

uhhh… ok…

[hopefullpotato]

Idk how to start actual conversations...

I'm falling asleep watching 'Let's Game It Out' videos, what are you doing?

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m uh. Doomscrolling. As you do

also Let’s Game It Out mentioned

[hopefullpotato]

So good, right? I very recently discovered the channel and I've been watching every video and laughing way too hard

[evilpineapple-offical]

guys. Talk to me. You can bully me if you want ig but JUST TALK TO ME IM LONELY ASF

[hopefullpotato]

IM BAAAAAAACKK

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m scared

[hopefullpotato]

Dw I won't freak out this time (he lied vigorously)

[evilpineapple-offical]

uhhh… ok…

[hopefullpotato]

Idk how to start actual conversations...

I'm falling asleep watching 'Let's Game It Out' videos, what are you doing?