do you spice?

Wayo

[awed-frog]

anyway

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[omegaverse]

i dont know what dragonborn needs to hear this but there’s no pussie in the cloud district

[calebwittebane]

hi my name is Smugperson Arttutorial and today ill teach you how to draw the human figure. first lets compare the male (left) and female (right) skeletons

as you can see men typically have no hips whatsoever while women have giant baby bearing baby birthing infant carrying pregnancy accomodating child holding wide thick round wide wide-set h

[constant-diablerie]

this is anatomically incorrect there are no bone titties

[srsfunny]

Peter Parker

[dailylilnasx]

Mont giving us some GREAT material the last couple days.

[crystaliskandar]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

[kawaiiking64]

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[durbikins]

Climbing a ladder is so intensive in Pokemon Sword and Shield that it stops all overworld animations. This is what they cut your favorite Pokemon for.

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[oo0owo0oo]

Plato’s allegory of the cave, but reversed

[helixel]

I know you guys wanted Atla fan art from me, and I promise I have some more in the works but… masters on a string..? 

 [ http://Patreon.com/Helixel ]

[infinity-beer-wizard]

Dreamers!!!

Will most likely do the higher beings next! And after that I'm not really sure tbh. Guess I'll just draw whatever yknow

Also I'm really thankful for the positive feedback <3 Its really encouraging tysm

So Lurien looks a bit off cos I'd drawn out most of the lineart and then my drawing program decided it was a great time to crash. I didnt want to redo it purely out of spite so here we are

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]

[cyberstevie]

i literally couldnt sleep because i needed to draw this. the best way to die in dnd