writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea
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writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea
You, a fake clone, are stuck in the classic “Shoot one, let one live” situation. To your horror, the person with the gun outsmarts you and uncovers that you were fake all along. Just as you brace yourself for the bullet, they point their gun towards the real person and pulls the trigger.
You run a café on the edge of life and death. Souls who have been departed from their bodies temporarily, such as in comas or near-death experiences, can relax in your quaint cafe for as long as they need before they can either return to their bodies or begin their journey to the afterlife.
Nothing special - just a dog walking his shark | source
[ID: A photo of black piece of cloth stapled to a telephone pole. Embroidered on it are the words: In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck. Beneath the writing is a red heart and some yellow stars. /end]
I love it when I tell doctors that I'm a LARPer and an endurance hiker and one of the most frustrating things about chronic pain is how hard it is to go to the park and do my favorite physical activites, and they'll look at me like a dog that's just been shown a card trick and ask, "Have you tried exercising?"
Brother, you don't even know how bad I wish we could try exercising rn
Chronic illness patients: so I really like to do [physical activity] but it's gotten like, physically hard to do lately
Genius doctors: have you tried increasing your physical activity?
"I'm so fucking good at health."
I once had to patiently tell a doctor "I don't really think it's ethical to ask me to exercise my way out of a pain spike?" and she looked like it was the first time she'd ever really thought about it.
I wanna be financially secure but I wanna read books in my bed everyday ya feel me
You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you’re about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.
Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story + Costumes
Queen Charlotte’s white & pink dress in Season 01, Episode 02.
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if upon being told about someones illness/condition, your first thought is to say “have you tried X?” i want you to step back for a moment and think to yourself “if i thought of X after hearing about this condition for the very first time, the person who has this condition very likely has thought of this and possibly tried it already”
we are tired of constantly being told to try the same things by people who didnt know our condition existed five minutes ago.
you dont need to offer any solutions or try to fix us. i know it might seem like a polite thing to do or that it shows you care, there are other ways to show us you care.
Glad Midsommar! Or, happy belated midsummer’s eve, here’s a throwback to “Små grodorna”, or “The little frogs” from last year. Dancing or jumping around a flower dressed pole, wearing flowercrowns on our heads, while singing små grodorna or “the little frogs” might be one of the weirder Swedish midsommar traditions… 🐸
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This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
the long game
Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps
I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.
Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.
Always be on the lookout for scams like this!
JP Morgan’s Private Pullman Railcar,
Almost a hundred years ago, there were those who could outfit a private railcar the same way some today outfit private jets.
This particular railcar, a 1925 Pullman, was the private car of financier J.P. Morgan Jr. Very few ever had the opportunity to travel like this, but you can see the obvious benefits it offered while avoiding the early roads or attempting to travel long distances in a Model T Ford.
This masterpiece of railcar craftsmanship was completed in May of 1925 and it was named ERIE 400. The elegant private car is 85’ long and boasts an open platform, an observation room, four large bedroom suites, private baths, a dining room, full kitchen and crew quarters.
Courtesy: Uncommon Motors / Paul Crowe
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