Hardly surviving

-Just a pan, polyamorous, dude who is punk asf -He/they/it- Robin/Robbie- Mikey/@t33n-sp1r1t was here, i love you baby- Stay alive ||-//-Feel free to message me dms always open❤- Sorry for just abandoning you guys- tw: cursing, possible mentions of. $3lf h@rm related things, and caps. Need me to mention anything else? Please message me, no trigger is silly or stupid.-

[r0b-iiin]

I'm backk

Hello people. Sorry I just left, tumblr wasn't really great for my mental health but i decided to come back because I miss all you lovely people! Pronouns and stuff in my bio. Love you guys🖤

[todomodo1976]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[r0b-iiin]

Fuck yeAh popvinyls

[thelovewittch]

How could you ever be broken?

[r0b-iiin]

You're not broken💖

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[reeshahasha]

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

What a ride

[buckyeah]

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

l e m o n m a n

[epsilonhybrid]

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

[watercolourferns]

Nice ending for this…

[yuna-dan]

Wow that was a ride

[randomslasher]

fantastic

[your-frenly-emo-rat]

damn

[facts-about-bisexuality]

Fact: Bisexuality isn’t limited to women. There are bisexual nonbinary people and bisexual men. The stigma attached to bi men needs to go: you are no less of a man if you are bisexual. 

[r0b-iiin]

^^^^

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[anmcrtist]

🏵

Is that... Good?

[r0b-iiin]

🏳️‍🌈

...h e l l y e a h

[strawberrybutch]

[aadyeah]

Lawful average 👐

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Chaotic 4.0

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

lawful failing 😽✌️

[anmcrtist]

Chaotic 4.0, bitches n’ bastards.

[r0b-iiin]

Chaotic average😳✌

[disabilitiez]

From a physically disabled, wheelchair user: stop using the word “crippled” to describe your experience with anxiety, depression, etc

[disabilitiez]

“I have crippling anxiety” “i have crippling depression” “the stress from it all is crippling” you are using a slur. You are disrespecting every physical disabled person. Just use “disabling”. Why are slurs so engrained in how people talk about mental illness.

Just because you have a mental illness doesn’t exempt you from being ableist towards physically disabled individuals. Shut up and listen when physically disabled / chronically ill people talk about how you are being ableist towards them without saying “but i’m mentally ill so I understand” because you don’t. You don’t understand. Learn to live with that.

We are not here to teach you how to “not be ableist” you should fucking catch yourself on your own. I’m tired. I’m disabled. I’m in pain. Do the work yourself, stop making disabled people do it for you.

[disabilitiez]

yes, able-bodied, non-physically disabled people should reblog this. I also believe if you don’t have issues with mobility you should reblog as well. 

[disabilitiez]

Good words to use instead of cr*ppled:

- debilitating

- severe

- disabling

- immobilizing

- incapacitating

[r0b-iiin]

I had no idea this was a slur and now i realize how much i use it in that sense. Apologies if i have offended anyone, i truly didnt know and am terribly sorry. Reblogging so other people stop using this word goddmanit.

[shigarakitomura]

Reblog this if you would be ok with it if your best friend came out as nonbinary

If you can’t reblog this plz never talk to me

[psychopathicabsol]

please…

[fandomof50]

I mean I just came out as nonbinary to my best friends sooooooo

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

WE STAN?????

[matthew-gubler-fangirl]

chicken nugget said intersex rights

[cowboybaedling]

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

[dykebluejay]

whoa this is really cool

[mijomii]

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

[mijomii]

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

[mijomii]

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

[mijomii]

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

[mijomii]

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

[mijomii]

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

[mijomii]

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

[mijomii]

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

[mijomii]

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

[mijomii]

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

[mijomii]

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

[mijomii]

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

[mijomii]

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

[mijomii]

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

[mijomii]

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

[mijomii]

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

[mijomii]

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

[mijomii]

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

[bread-n-bed-n-head]

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

[mijomii]

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

[whatinrandamnation]

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

[mijomii]

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

[aethera-secat]

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

[mijomii]

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is great

[ambersky0319]

This is all just amazing oh my stars-

[thelockenessmonster]

We need more Jerome

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

Where can one acquire one's own personal Jerome?

[evilwriter37]

Polyamory is beautiful. Polyamorous people are beautiful.

[anmcrtist]

@lilbastardsammy @thatem0partner

[r0b-iiin]

:))) 💖💖💖

[queen-with-goals]

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

[ellawritesstuff02]

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Reblog if you think aros are LGBTQ+

Like if you don’t

[dontsteponthatfish]

Those 13 likes are disgraceful smh

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

One of them reblogged too tho

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(I need to stop impulse liking these things)

[saoirse-1887]

Ace, aro, demi, cupio, etc. are all part of the community! (almost liked it)

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is a welcome addition

[just-a-positive-lesbian]

Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)

[barely-getting-bi]

@poodleman39

g a y g r e n o u i l l e

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

I can reblog the frog

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[spaladin]

21 yr old trans guy with no interest in having pedos following me so BYE thanks

[black-equals-mysoul]

Please unfollow me if you can’t reblog this

[sinners-key-blog]

Let’s proceed to prove them wrong.

[judlenudle]

my dad thinks that everyone on the internet is evil and wants to murder me

@artystikmonkee you a murderer or nah?

[anonymoussupporter-deactivated2]

I met my bestest friend via internet uwu

[drakowulf]

this is stupid you can make the same argument about IRL people too one reblog incoming

[frostfire98]

Completely ridiculous

[askprincessariel]

HERE it is again

[tinydancer1112]

I have more friends in my life that i’ve met online than I do friends i met in person

[demon-ler-deactivated20221009]

Yo

[laughbait]

:^)!!

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Internet friends are also a LOT better than friends irl

[stop-grating-cheese]

it’s so stupid when people use this argument cause almost everyone uses social media and you’re trying to tell me they’re all pedophiles every single one of them as soon as you start using the internet you become a pedophile sorry i don’t make the rules

[weirdbutnicesblog]

Am good girl. Will not hurt. Am safe.👍☺

[amee-racle]

You should still ofc be careful, it can be dangerous if you don’t use common sense, but not everyone on the Internet is out to get you.

just bc someone reblogs this doesn’t acc prove that they aren’t an online predator but hey we can only hope just pls be safe y'all

[tobeohs]

✨

[obsidixnhxllhound]

If you don’t reblog this, unfollow me right fucking now.

[wellcrapineedaname-deactivated2]

@undertaleau-headcanons are you a predator dad(highly unlikely)

[undertaleau-headcanons]

Absolutely not, I’m an introverted nugget who in all honestly probably is a lil younger than you think

However, i am threat to the minecraft villagers and their farms

[shadow1572020]

Internet friends are good to have. But it’s still good to be cautious. While not everyone on the internet is going to hurt you there are some that will.

[dr--stfu-deactivated20240218]

how do i send this to my mom without sending it to my mom

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

also just a video call can prove you’re talking to the person you think you are

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[virgils-jacket]

Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

[sandersidestrash1]

^^^^

[valloir]

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

[3-spoons]

^^^^^^

[loganquotesthings-blog]

:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

[trying-to-live-a-5-star-life]

PEDOPHILES ARE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE SO GET LOST!

[frank-ieros-knuckles-deactivate]

🔔pedophiles belong in prison🔔

[thesweetrigmarole]

[r0b-iiin]

^^^^