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Heyo, I'm 17, and I'm Chinese. I'm a champion eater. MA

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[macontdiflessphovipena]

Flirt with Julia аnd gеt Lаid T0night!

[pietriarchy]

[luxwing]

Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:

[pixeltheleopardgecko]

Fucking really?

[dicktouching]

it’s like the old “is this a lamp or a vagina” picture

[luxwing]

Oh my god you’re right

[trainedchimpanzee]

if you only have time for one video, make it this one

[pardonmewhileipanic]

wtf did i just watch

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[yungbara]

this is the best thing I watched today

[one-time-i-dreamt]

this just might be my favorite tweet ever

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

[o-dellbeckham-deactivated202101]

😭😭😭

[just-call-me-vendetta]

I hate this kid! 😂😂 How did he keep that damn wig on??

[niailana-deactivated20160627]

Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂

[alangwiggy]

Octavia Spencer is so funny

[autostraddle]

[canyoutakemehome]

by the way this man won jeopardy

[only1600kids]

officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence

[adelesource]

[kuwkimye]

Kim, Kanye & North in Cuba via Keeping Up With The Kardashians

[challenger2753]

he sounds just like my dad here that’s so funny lmao

[analogrhythm]

she had to stop him from singing it and he genuinely didnt know

[fatandbougie]

lmaooo he sure was about to sing it. I didn’t catch that at first. he know what the hell a magic stick is

[baetology]

Lol the way he said oh sorry was cute.

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Kim a pervert lol

[gimme10dollas]

Lawd she is adorable.

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

How can y'all not consistently forgive yee like look at him I feel like his momma is proud he is so lost but he loves that little girl

[3ricunfocused]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

me af

[optometristprime]

[beautifulblackmen]

Never Forget

[stability]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[retrogamingblog]

I hate when this happens