Dec 5, 2018
from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe
Flirt with Julia аnd gеt Lаid T0night!
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@r4mennoodles
from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe
Flirt with Julia аnd gеt Lаid T0night!
Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:
Fucking really?
it’s like the old “is this a lamp or a vagina” picture
Oh my god you’re right
if you only have time for one video, make it this one
wtf did i just watch
fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??
“is that you?” “……………….yah.”
this is the best thing I watched today
this just might be my favorite tweet ever
what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast
I hate this kid! 😂😂 How did he keep that damn wig on??
Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂
Octavia Spencer is so funny
by the way this man won jeopardy
officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence
Kim, Kanye & North in Cuba via Keeping Up With The Kardashians
he sounds just like my dad here that’s so funny lmao
she had to stop him from singing it and he genuinely didnt know
lmaooo he sure was about to sing it. I didn’t catch that at first. he know what the hell a magic stick is
Lol the way he said oh sorry was cute.
Kim a pervert lol
Lawd she is adorable.
How can y'all not consistently forgive yee like look at him I feel like his momma is proud he is so lost but he loves that little girl
Never Forget
The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game
Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink
Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest
(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)
Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all
Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…
(the family is disintegrating)
Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….
[People saying ‘cheers’]
(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)
Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.
(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)
#TeamEster #BananaSplits
Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink
Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew
#TeamBananaFucking
Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew
#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon
Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.
#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster
This is spectacular.
I hate when this happens
