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it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

auroroboros1

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

dragongirlsweetie

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

flufflecat

almost time

leggywormy

It's end of May, yall know what that means

mockva

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2

the-davest-of-uncles

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

bunniesandbeheadings

I like obnoxious trivia questions.

Here’s one:

How many queens of France were decapitated?

bunniesandbeheadings

Two!

Marie-Antoinette and Mary, Queen of Scots (she was also, briefly Queen of France! L)

Here’s another: how many kings of England were named Henry after the conquest?

bunniesandbeheadings

Nine!

“But there was no Henry IX,” you say, wisely.

Right! Henry II had his son, Henry, crowned king during his own lifetime. Nine king Henries.

Does anyone else have obnoxious trivia like that?

raappana

However, Henry I was born pre-Conquest, so he was not "named Henry after the conquest", thus bringing the number back down to eight.

bunniesandbeheadings

Aww, beans. You got me.

raappana

Oh no wait I misread it, he was in fact born in 1068, still counts. William the Conqueror did have three sons born pre-Conquest, but Henry was not one of them.

bunniesandbeheadings

I like obnoxious trivia questions.

Here’s one:

How many queens of France were decapitated?

bunniesandbeheadings

Two!

Marie-Antoinette and Mary, Queen of Scots (she was also, briefly Queen of France! L)

Here’s another: how many kings of England were named Henry after the conquest?

frevandrest

Wrong! Marie Antoinette was not a queen when she died.

frevandrest

Wait, neither was Mary. So 0?

bunniesandbeheadings

Bah, it counts. Also Mary was still Queen dowager of France. It counts! >:(

frevandrest

So, 1? Mary? 🍿🍿🍿

bunniesandbeheadings

2. I am counting Marie Antoinette. You can’t stop me.

poniatowskaja

How many wives did Henry VIII have? Two: Jane Seymour and Katherine Parr. His other supposed marriages were annulled and therefore void ab initio. A Henry approved answer.

bunniesandbeheadings

Didn’t Mary I circle back and have parliament retroactively make Katherine of Aragon’s marriage to Henry VIII’s legitimate?

natequarter

she did! however parliament repealed that law in 1948 so it's anyone's guess as to whether mary i is legitimate now

bunniesandbeheadings

Whoa wait for real? What was the reason for that?

natequarter

nothing exciting, there were a bunch of extensive repeals of laws that were no longer relevant throughout the nineteenth and twentieth centuries. the legitimacy of the queen act (see 1 mar. sess 2) was repealed in 1948 alongside laws made by charles i, edward ii, and henry iii!

bunniesandbeheadings

I like obnoxious trivia questions.

Here’s one:

How many queens of France were decapitated?

bunniesandbeheadings

Two!

Marie-Antoinette and Mary, Queen of Scots (she was also, briefly Queen of France! L)

Here’s another: how many kings of England were named Henry after the conquest?

bunniesandbeheadings

Nine!

“But there was no Henry IX,” you say, wisely.

Right! Henry II had his son, Henry, crowned king during his own lifetime. Nine king Henries.

Does anyone else have obnoxious trivia like that?

raappana

However, Henry I was born pre-Conquest, so he was not "named Henry after the conquest", thus bringing the number back down to eight.

#genuinely this is was i thought the trivia would be #i didnt remember Henry the Young King so i expected the answer to be 7

cryptotheism

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.