Late-Stage Capitalism Made Me Turn to Witchcraft (and Honestly, Itâs Working)
America is supposedly the richest country in the world. The land of abundance. Opportunity. Limitless growth.
And yet here I am, on the first of the month, standing in my doorway blowing cinnamon into my house like Iâm auditioning for Wicked: The Recession Edition.
This was not part of the plan.
I did not grow up thinking, One day Iâll cope with structural economic failure through folk magic. And yet, here we are. Because when your bank account is hanging on by a thread, sometimes the only thing you can control is the ritual.
I tie three strands of green string and tuck them into my wallet. Green for money.
Three because⌠honestly, who knows. Tradition? Symmetry? Vibes? At this point, Iâm not asking questions. Iâm just participating.
Tonight, I went grocery shopping with exactly $70. No wiggle room. No âjust in case.â No mysterious savings account waiting in the wings. I watched the total climb while doing mental math like it was an Olympic sport.
The final total was $69. Even.
I laughed out loud in the checkout line, which Iâm sure made me look unhinged. But it felt like a tiny miracle. Not because I believe the universe personally intervened at the self-checkout, but because when life feels completely out of control, the smallest alignment feels profound.
Hereâs the thing: I know this isnât ârealâ power. Iâm not confusing cinnamon with policy reform or green string with universal healthcare. I know capitalism is not thwarted by herbs and vibes.
But ritual does something importantâit gives the nervous system a place to land.
Some people turn to organized religion. Some people dissociate. Some people spiral into despair. Me? I light a white candle, blow cinnamon, and pretend for thirty seconds that I have a relationship with abundance that isnât entirely hostile.
And maybe thatâs the saddest part.
Not that Iâve turned to witchcraft, but that in a country this wealthy, so many of us are left managing economic anxiety aloneâtold to âbudget betterâ while rents climb, groceries double, and wages stay frozen in time like a cruel joke.
This isnât about superstition. Itâs about survival.
Pinterest-level witchcraft is just the socially acceptable version of saying: I am doing everything I can to stay sane in a system that is not designed for me to feel secure.
If the ritual helps me breathe, helps me laugh, helps me walk out of a grocery store without crying over $69, then frankly, Iâll keep doing it.
Because until this economy offers stability instead of spiritual gaslighting, Iâll be over hereâstring in my wallet, cinnamon on my floorâmanifesting my way through the capitalist hellscape.