It's Time to Roll the Dice

Joppe I Dutch I 23 I Just reblogging whatever I like

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[vbartilucci]

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

[copperbadge]

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

[thereddestpotato]

Language had to evolve very specifically to make that last one

[hegodamask]

“I was once a quirked up white boy the same as your father.”

[Original Post]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[captainlordauditor]

Jeff, c’mon, we’ve been over this

[greelin]

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

[greelin]

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

[peachdoxie]

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

[sophie531896273240810891]

[sophie531896273240810891]

oh my god i hate gay women so much

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

[malwako2]

I'm losing it over this AITA thread

Here's the kitty

Get rid of the whole wife

[40ouncesandamule]

[lordofno]

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[pacthesis]

[romeo-the-cactus]

[geniussloci]

Langston Hughes

[lilja3ever]

me

[twofingerswhiskey]

in all seriousness this is horrible of her to do. but also. i cannot stop fucking laughing

[nontemporary]

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[derangedrhythms]

Margaret Atwood, Morning in the Burned House; from ‘Shapechangers in Winter’

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[otherwindow]

Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what

[otherwindow]

Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck

[thespectacularspider-girl]

She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.

[teathattast]