I am radellama

I got terminated and staff are taking too long to get back to me

[radsbackup]

Hey it's rads radellama. Tumblr terminated me and are taking way too long to get back to me and I miss it here so. Hey

[radsbackup]

@radellama IS BACK YIPPEEEEEE

[canon-autopsy]

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

[partywithponies]

This post is a decade old this year.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[blue-corvid]

Before I… crack them open?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

[blue-corvid]

WHAT IS THAT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

[asparklethatisblue]

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

[bonyassfish]

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

[langernameohnebedeutung]

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

[bunjywunjy]

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

[blurrymango]

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

[gearboxpraexology]

Then we’ll all say it together

F

[dr-retard]

U

[dogsagainstbenitojuarez]

N

[foxincrocs-classic]

K

[slippery-domjot-balls]

Klingon Punk Album - Birds of Prey

The Birds of Prey will be playing the most recently conquered Cardassian outpost sometime next week. Martok will update us as soon as he knows where and when.

CDs will only be sold to honorable warrior women. Contact Jadzia for details. @lesbiancalkestis provided the inspiration.

[potato-gay]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Laughing so hard at this facial expression like bro is trying to revel in his own misery and the federation has thrust a THERAPIST on his big necked self. He has gone like 50 years without talking about his daddy issues and ur rly gonna make him do it now??? He has baby clothes to sew. For vilixpran. Or whatever. Thats 100% just a spare piece of fabric. Hes not working on shit. Can you just let him pretend to work on shit? For the love of GOD? You’re gonna unearth the horrors now? He graduated from emotion bottling school in 300 AD. Does his degree mean nothing to you? Hes gripping that stupid little hand stitcher with the force his dad used to slam the closet door shut. More tension in his upper back than during the cold war. Shaking like a chihuahua in a purse. Just let him die. Fuck

[incorrectdarmok]

[esteefee]

mood

[writergeekrhw]

Rewatching DS9 with a park, he’s never seen it before. We are watching In The Hands of the Profits. Winn was such a wonderfully horrible character and my friend already hated her two scenes in. Had you and the other writers sketch her personality in, or did you come up with her horrible personality yourself? One of my favourite characters to hate on tv. Deliciously awful.

I pretty much came up with how Winn speaks and acts. I based her on one of the more horrible nuns that taught at my grammar school crossed with a friend's fanatical Fundamentalist Christian mom. They were both terrible, judgmental people who talked oh so sweetly.

But the truth is, I wanted someone outwardly sweet as pie to play her. My ideal casting was Sandy Duncan. Someone you couldn't imagine as evil, so it would take listening to her words and paying attention to her actions to realize how vile she actually was.

And then Ira and Michael decided to cast Louise, who was one of the nicest, classiest women around but was also someone who could just radiate evil for a performance when she wanted to. So while she wasn't my original idea, obviously she was spectacular and added another whole level of bad to the character.

It was a match made in the Fire Caves!

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[currentlyonstandbi]

[qcon-tinuum]

A weakness that makes me loathe you not for what you've done but for who you are, what you are.

[prettypinkdork]

The year is 1998, you’ve revealed to a rando that you watch Star Trek and all they say is: Kirk or Picard?

Kirk

Picard

Janeway

Voting ended onJul 25, 2023

[prettypinkdork]

To people wondering about the lack of Sisko; this was basically the nerd question back in the day and it persisted in popularity into the the runs of Deep Space Nine and Voyager. When I heard it the explanation was that it was about who’s command style was better/preferred; Kirk the cowboy or Picard the diplomat. I’ve always thought Janeway was the true correct answer because she is both an action hero (not counting the movies where Picard had pivot to being an action hero when he never was in the show) and a diplomat. She comes up with novel solutions to problems but she also will just punch her way through. (In this context I feel Sisko can’t really be compared since he’s more like a governor of an outpost. He has experiences that aren’t comparable to the rest)

It’s occurring to me now though that ‘it’s actually about command styles’ was probably just an attempt by dude bro nerds to avoid acknowledging the black guy and the woman.

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again