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Raelyn | 25 | FL get off my lawn

[hausmensch]

Omega 3 fatty asses

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[cheddar-baby]

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

[he-who-returned]

so let’s climb together

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

I wish these people were oppressed

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

[dovv]

[mathsbian]

Hi! I’m an afab nb with major social anxiety and my partner is an amab, masc-presenting nb who babies me appropriately, I know this is talking about straight couples but like. You can’t tell by just looking at stick figures, just like you can’t tell my partner and I are nonbinary just by looking. Straight-passing queer couples exist and don’t deserve hate just for appearing straight. Straight couples can even have queer individuals involved, one or both could be binary trans, or one or both could be bi.

[weaver-z]

I hope nonbinary Jakey also dies

[mysharona1987]

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[teathattast]

[system-reset]

so true

[disconsolate-enby]

“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

[dalle2]

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[dovv]

[paxamericana]

burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[the-real-skeletor]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[epilepticsaints]

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die