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alexxuun

Fist my bump!

Wait until you hear about fist me…

sharkfiinn

crabmail-remade

mahgck

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

digital-magus

daco-showman

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

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fractally

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

paper-mario-wiki

when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?

juneiper-art

real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?

well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?

nope thanks!

juneiper-art

fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.

she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.

and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email

and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?

and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever

ingridverse

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

capricorn-0mnikorn

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

iscariotapologist

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

facts-i-just-made-up

Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

swordenjoyer

when will it be on poob

palindromordnilap-deactivated20

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.