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Well

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Important news

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maddiesharafian

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

catsbeaversandducks

“Wreck the tree and blame the doggie… Fa la la la la la la la laaaa!…”

Photos via >^..^< in a Christmas Tree

itsforexposure

And you get what you fuckin' deserve.

stagemanagerssaygo

PAY ARTISTS.

PERIOD.

flatearthmemes

pbkdf2

you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.

you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.

photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!

although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”

the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots

on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?

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entropybegets

so this just happened

captainjonnitkessler

He’s got a menorah mug too!

wetwareproblem

Hey goyische artists who just need to put that Jewish or Jew-coded character in their Xmas art! This is how you do it. He’s not just in the Xmas shot, he’s actively participating - look at his hat! - but the art recognizes and honours his Judaism.

thebootydiaries

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

itsjustabutton

im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew! =^-^=

thebootydiaries

u know what i’d rather die

itsjustabutton

THEN PEWISH

catsbeaversandducks

By Jan and Odee

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Yeah, you got it spot on!

glumshoe

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

argumate

no but I wanna

glumshoe

it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain.

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

glumshoe

I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives.

smokyquartz323

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

virgil-is-a-cutie

Oh dear

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok someone do an alignment chart

bemusedlybespectacled

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

crispydumbass

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

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pixie-mage

Perfect

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‘a series of unfortunate events’ isn’t even remotely unrealistic because adults really are Like That

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i don’t mean to be a huge dick and slather my personal experiences all over everything, but ‘a series of unfortunate events’ truly will validate so many abused kids out there

the baudelaire children confide in mr. poe that they’re being hurt by count olaf, and mr. poe goes and tells count olaf they said so, and olaf then punishes the children for daring to speak out. that’s real. olaf hits klaus so hard he falls over. that’s real. violet tells mr. poe about the literal abuse olaf subjects them to, and mr. poe dismisses her as a girl griping about chores. that’s real. in this book, children are trod on, disbelieved, laughed at, scorned, punished. that’s real.

i don’t consider myself an abused child, but i was hit growing up. not often and not hard enough to bruise, but enough that i still, as a nineteen year old college student, flinch and cringe and cry and can’t stand up for myself against anyone; even to this day, i can’t, because i’m still convinced that if i contradict i’ll be screamed at or physically hurt. this stuff lingers. one day i was pushed so hard i fell against my bedframe and got a bloody nose! eventually i got too large to slap, but one day my mom pushed my sister. and then i did something i’d never done before: i decided to tell “a trusted adult.”

this adult essentially told me “if you’re not getting hit so hard you’re being bruised, you’re fine.” and guess what? i never told another adult until one day years later it burst out of me and i absolutely broke down sobbing in the car to my aunt and grandmother. for 20 minutes i couldn’t even stand up.

this is what adults do. ‘a series of unfortunate events’ knows this. it chronicles this. and it is completely fucking unique in the fact that it is on the kids’ side. that, to me, is fucking revolutionary. it takes the harm adults dole out to children daily and says This Is Undeserved and This Is Wrong and This Is Evil. revisiting it as an adult, i see myself echoed in it, and that is so piercing it almost hurts.

queerhumanbeing

I remember watching the movie and I absolutely loved it, I feel so connected to the children and my mom hated it, she once told me “I don’t like how they portray the adults like they’re dumb” bc she was literally forced to watch the kids side and how everyone ignore them. I told her that was reality and children couldn’t help to see adults at dumbs bc they ignore them thinking they know better.

She didn’t like that very much