(Female Presenting)

Early 20s, Bisexual, leftist, Not a porn blog but yes, these rainnipples are female presenting!

[toastbutteregg]

[demigodofhoolemere]

someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[dogs99999]

i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials 

[destructivedistractions]

My favorite thing about John Mulaneys Instagram is the random artsy pictures of his wife

Some examples:

Look at that last caption! He’s so excited to take pictures of his beautiful wife, it’s adorable

[ludaprilgate]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

Me with everything I make fun of

[retrogamingblog]

[benverlesbians]

i cant find the text post abt it but yall know what im talking abt right?

[gaypos01]

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

[serenatonin]

Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on

[snoopingasusualisee]

I wanted to find this one specific background character but Google wants to roast the entire cast

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

[theweirdwideweb]

[ruinedchildhood]

[buckybarnes-xyou]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

[apisashla]

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

[whythebigpaws]

Look a little bit further, in the very back

[insomniac-arrest]

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

[insomniac-arrest]

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

[fullmetalfisting]

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

[fart-poop-daily]

Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

[fullmetalfisting]

Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

[neutralangel]

Stop appropriating what