E.S.T

im not ok.

[raisedbylarry]

Harry: alright heading off to set now, Lou do you want me to buy anything?

Louis: yeah sure I’d like two pairs of socks please, preferably superman ones but minions could work too.

Harry: I was thinking flowers but ok... what are they exactly for?

Louis: for Clifford and I to match, get on our level.

Harry: ok god I’ll buy you both.

Louis: also maybe you could buy another pair

Harry: awww you thought of me!

Louis: no, I mean yeah, but I was thinking about putting butter in one of them and wacking it at Simon's face

Harry: coming right up!

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Harry: How do I put this into the document?

Louis: Copy and then paste

Harry: Ok but how

Louis: Copy and then paste

Harry: But I have to do it 3 times

Louis: Copy of a copy of a copy and then paste

Harry: Nice song name

Louis: Thanks.

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Harry: If I could turn back time, I would change everything. I never wanted any of this to happen, Louis and I can't even be together.

Niall: But if you changed everything, you wouldn't have met the love of your life.

Louis: No Niall, Harry and I would've found each other anyways. We were meant to be.

Zayn and Liam: Guys, we've already pushed simon into a river. Any more tasks for us to do?

[raisedbylarry]

Harry: LOUIS I AM GOING TO STAR IN A THRILLER MOVIE IT'S CALLED DON'T WORRY DARLING

Louis: Ha-

Harry: WHAT

Louis holding in his laugh: SOUNDS LIKE A VERY EXPLICIT MOVIE

Harry: Well...

Louis: NO NO NO I WON'T EVEN LET OTHER PEOPLE KISS YOUR CHEEKS

Harry: It's JUST a movie lou

Louis: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE KIDS HAZ

Harry: says you

[raisedbylarry]

Do you think Larry will come out this year? I'm a Twitter larrie and there the theories are very different from here

ahh i used to be a twitter larrie hahaha

Umm I don’t know if they are going to come out just yet. But for me, i just want them to be happy, if they want to come out they will. L is not managed by syco anymore but i dont know if he is exactly free yet. H is not labeled. oh remember that article by the sun, “Harry Styles slides into ex Daisy Lowe’s DMs trying to woo her after dating seven years ago”? yeah, daisy dated sam smith before he came out... 

[raisedbylarry]

do you think larry has been together the whole 10 years?

no, i think they’ve probably broken up a few times, but made up and are together now. remember when all the news and stuff said that harry and louis weren’t talking to each other.. that might be one of the big breakups. but ofc, they got it all sorted out, i believe they are together right now. And I also think that harry and zayn might have dated in 1d, but zayn left and all that. 

[raisedbylarry]

Louis: HARRY I WANT TO TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU

Harry: OK LOU WHERE

Louis: WE NEED TO TAKE A MIRROR SELFIE AND POST IT

Harry: But we can't be seen and stuff you know

Louis:

Louis: I CAN DRESS UP AS SOMEONE

Harry: HÉLÈNE! BECAUSE YOU ARE SHORT AND SMOL AND CUTE AND SHORT AND SMOL

Louis: WHAT THE FUCK HAROLD

Harry: You know I'm right

Louis: FINE.

Harry: Line.

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Harry smiling at Louis: The word we think, but dare not speak

Louis smiling and mouthing the words: Is L O V E

Harry staring at Louis: Love.

Clifford: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFWOOOFWWWWWOOOOOOOFFFFFF

Harry: SHIT

Louis: CLIFFORD YOU IDIOT

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Harry: Lou, I'm going to record the story now, please, please do not do anything stupid.

Louis: Oh I won't calm down Harold

Harry: The last time I tried to record this, you climbed into the closet and almost fell on your neck

Louis: FINE I'LL WATCH OUT THIS TIME YA HAPPY NOW?!

Harry:

10 minutes later (In the van/studio)

Harry: Hello, I'm Harry styles--

Louis shouting from outside: HAROLD MY WHITE VANS

Louis: OUCH!! WHAT THE FUCK

Louis: HARRY MY WHITE VANS WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM

Harry whispering into the mic: Ohhhhhh shiiiiiitttttt

Louis: HAROLD EEDWARD STEELS

Harry: I WANTED TO GIVE THOSE DARK LARRIES SOME CLUES

Louis: Ok, sounds fair. But TELL ME NEXT TIME.

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Interviewer: So boys, can you tell your names to the camera please?

Louis: OKAY, THIS IS HAROLD AND THIS IS NIGEL AND THIS IS LIMA AND THIS IS ZEN.

Interviewer: Louis, can you please say them normally

Harry: You forgot to mention yourself

Louis: When did I tell you to speak, HAROLD

Liam: GUYSCANWECONCENTRATEPLEASE

Niall: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA Liam you've got to talk slower!

Zayn: I'm gonna use the bathroom

Management: Can all you boys calm down and just do the interview?!?!

Louis: HI, I AM JENNIFER, THIS IS HAROLD, NIGEL, LIMA AND ZEN. AND WE ARE ONE ERECTION.

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Ot5 writing little things----

Niall: How to give a good handjob, bop it, pull it, twist it.

Zayn: Harder, better, faster, stronger.

Louis: You pull your left hand in, You pull your left hand out, You pull your left hand in and you shake it all about.

Harry: Cha Cha real smooth.

Liam: None of you ever touch a penis.

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Gemma: You guys have been married for years and you still call each other boo bears, like do you still think you are 18?

Anne: Yeah maybe level it up, to like honey or something

Harry shouting from down stairs: BOO BEAR, MY FAMILY IS TRYING TO TEAR US APART!

Louis: NO WHAT HAPPENED BOO!

Gemma: Exactly what I mean.

Louis running down the stairs: I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY ARE TELLING US TO LEVEL UP TO SOME WEIRD NAMES

Harry: Exactly what I mean.

Anne: Oh god my babies

Gemma: Not me, I'm actually grown up.

[raisedbylarry]

Louis texting Roman: YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME LOUIS STYLES YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID LOUIS OR MAYBE LOUIS TOMLINSON

Roman: I'm sorry, but you are Louis Styles tho

Harry texting Roman: Hey Roman mate Louis is in the kitchen screaming at his phone about how you called him Louis Styles

Roman: IM SORRY OK I FORGOT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN CALLING HIM THAT FOR AGES

Harry texting Roman: Yeh it's ok just watch out next time.

Louis texting Roman: SO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL MY HUSBAND HARRY TOMLINSON NOW

Roman: Well he is Harry Tomlinson...

Louis texting Roman: JUST DON'T GO LIVE NEXT TIME OR I WILL EGG YOUR HOUSE

Not even one week later:...

Louis egging Roman's house: I WILL END THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

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Louis: Haz, Look at all those pictures of us we look so cute together

Harry: Lou you are going to make me cry

Louis: No don't cry! I love you

Harry: Aww I love you too

Louis: These are old photos from 2014, are there any from 2012?

Harry: Wait I don't know where I put them

Niall from the other room: ELLO I HAVE ALL YOUR PHOTOS LOCKED IN A PASSWORD PROTECTED SAFE, THE PASSWORD IS 90028. IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED I WILL BE WITH JAMES CORDEN AND YOU'RE WELCOME LADS!

Louis: YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP STALKING US

James Corden: YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

Harry: JAMES WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

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Liam: HURRY UP WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE INTERVIEW

Zayn: Alright mate don't be such a dickhead I just need a touch up on my hair

Niall: Can I bring my guitar? Can I just wear my swimming shorts?

Liam: NO WE ARE ALL WEARING SUITS AND GO TOUCH UP YOUR HAIR QUICKLY! WHERE IS HARRY AND LOUIS?

Louis: DON'T YOU DARE

Harry: OH I WILL

Louis: NOT AFTER ALL THIS TIME

Harry: PLUS FOUR, LOUIS

Liam: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PLAYING UNO

Harry and Louis: Yeah what else were we supposed to do?

Management: Boys, the interview got cancelled.

Liam: WHAT THE FUCK

[raisedbylarry]

Louis reading larry fanfic: THEY HAVE A NAME FOR ME??!

Harry: Isn't your name Louis?

Louis: THEY HAVE A NAME FOR ME IN SMUT CHAPTERS FUCKING TOPLINSON

Harry: AHHAHAHAHA toplinson

Louis: Not funny

Harry: We share.

[raisedbylarry]

Imagine Drunk Harry and Drunk Louis running off to your home and adopting you, your mom being the biggest fan just gives you to them and you have the best life anyone could have. THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME