Bi-hexual

Bisexual witch; obsessed with her dog and how cute he is when he eats crunchy food 🐶

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[gaywrites]

California becomes first state ever to mandate transition care for foster youth

A bill signed today by Gov. Jerry Brown assures that young people in the foster care system have access to medically necessary gender-affirming procedures.

This week, California Gov. Jerry Brown made history by signing a bill that guarantees transition-related healthcare for youth in foster care.

Assembly Bill 2119 “guarantees that both minors and nonminors in foster care can receive ‘medically necessary health care that respects the gender identity of the patient, as experienced and defined by the patient,’ including but not limited to puberty blockers, surgery, and appropriate mental health services.” 

Children and young adults in foster care are covered by California’s Medicaid program. Under the new law, the state Department of Social Services will develop a plan to support foster youth with their transition-related needs.

“Once again, Governor Brown has taken decisive action to protect LGBTQ youth in foster care,” Equality California executive director Rick Zbur said in Gloria’s press release. “No young Californian should be denied gender-affirming health care simply because of who they are. Thanks to Assemblymember Gloria’s AB 2119, our transgender and gender-nonconforming youth in foster care will now have life-saving — and historic — protections.”

The bill’s signing comes the same day the American Academy of Pediatrics announced the issuance of a policy statement calling on its members to assure that transgender and gender-nonconforming youth “have access to comprehensive, gender-affirming, and developmentally appropriate health care that is provided in a safe and inclusive clinical space.”

This is truly phenomenal. Well done, California. 

[adobsonartworks]

As someone who’s reported alt-right harassment and rhetoric on various social media sites and been told “there’s nothing here that violates our TOS,” seeing what RPGnet is doing is a welcome breath of fresh air.

Please, more social media sites need to do this.

[get-cuboned]

I, for one, will start usijg RPG.net

Infact.

I believe that Tonight, we eat at RPG.net

[1los]

[10knotes]

omfg that is just too adorable

[snazzy-adam]

This is the shit that I wanna see on the internet

[da-at-ass]

I reblog theirs every year.

[rambam-ty-maam]

Guess who's turning 4 tomorrow?! #happybirthday #rivers #puppylove #werereallyexcitedaboutit #2yrstogether #dogmom #petparent

[takeddd]

View this post on Instagram

[gaticosycosicas]

Unmute

[dragonkin-drake]

This cured my anxiety and depression

[lord-kitschener]

Those mrrrps 😍😍😍

[lagonegirl]

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!

[1ron-blacksm1th]

Watched this so much as a kid I know the words by heart even though it’s in Chinese 😭😭😭

[perseannabeth]

13-year-old boy must save the world by unraveling an ancient Mayan prophecy Zane must not only grapple with a family history that connects him to the Mayan gods, but with newly acquired knowledge that his ancestry may have something to do with a leg deformity that requires he use a cane — not the greatest reality for a middle schooler. Feisty heroes, tricky gods, murderous demons, and spirited giants are just some of the pleasures that await in this fresh and funny take on Mayan mythology, as rich and delicious as a mug of authentic hot chocolate

The Storm Runner comes out on September 18, 2018.

[oo0owo0oo]

HOLY FUCK IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE RIORDAN PRESENTS BRAND YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT

(All of these screenshots are from the official riordan website btw)

THAT IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING HE POSSIBLY COULD HAVE DONE WITH HIS POWER OMFG HE DIDNT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT EACH MYTHOLOGY SO HE GOT WRITERS FROM THOSE CULTURES THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF ANY WRITER DOING SO

THERE ARE THREE BOOKS LINED UP SO FAR

AND I WANT THEM ALL

[rambam-ty-maam]

@gypsum-star

[caleblucas-blog]

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

[valjar]

Always!!!

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

And I won’t go blabbing your business to other people.

[badpl]

Create more safe spaces for lgbt ppl to feel safe and comfortable, be a safe haven

[rambam-ty-maam]

Merry Christmas everyone from Rivers and I!! 🎄🎁 #merrychristmas #rivers #matchingoutfits #christmaspuppy #puppylove

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[chaoticproximity]

This gets better every time.

[the-cimmerians]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

[rambam-ty-maam]

Look at those eyes though 😍#amateurphotographer #petparent #dogmom

[rambam-ty-maam]

#amateurphotographer #photofail #sillyboy #puppylove #puppykisses #dogmom #petparentproblems #dogparkfun

[rambam-ty-maam]

#amateurphotographer #dogmom #suchahandsomeboy #dogparkfun #lookatthatsmile