[taliabobalia]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[studentlifeproblems]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[toshio]

everyone at tumblr on december 16, 11:59 PM right before staff bans titties for eternity:

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[catchymemes]

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

[lcheeseboy]

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

[notadocmartin]

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

[diskothiqueer-deactivated202305]

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

[snarkymonkeyprime]

ROBO-DILDO.

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

[konoto]

Dildobot

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Edward Dildo-arms

[evzimus]

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[timetravelonion]

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

[thecuckoohaslanded]

[letsgetonwithit]

“The only hesitation Joel has is that this is what Ellie wants.” - Troy Baker & Neil Druckmann, The Last Of Us cutscene commentary

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[just-shower-thoughts]

No-one questions an Italian plumber who eats brightly coloured mushrooms and believes turtles are out to get him