[sesh]

[drtanner]

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

[shimejikin]

charlie kirk died fighting for the right to be a nazi, and his children are too young to even have any memories of him by the time theyre adults. charlie kirk died at age 31 after making turning point usa at age 18. all his life ever was and ever will be is being a piece of shit, unpleasant and unhappy nazi, before being shot by a gun. a gun he fought for the right for the shooter to have and use in the way they did. its just insane.

[pansyray]

i think elon should buy tik tok next

[dancing-coyote]

He would kill TikTok and then the K-pop fans would descend upon him like a murder of enraged crows and strip the flesh from his bones in an act of karmic retribution.

[ironbite4]

So yes, he should totally buy Tik Tok next.

[animentality]

[mewvore]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[sovietnam]

[monkeywiki]

sometimes reading the comments is worth it

[j-egg-ssica]

I've noticed that some people making car content on the internet have stopped saying "tranny" as short for transmission, and using "trans" instead. Not sure if that's because of self-censorship to avoid demonetization on youtube, or if its because they actually don't want to say a slur anymore, but all I do know is it can end with some pretty funny results:

[sufferingandasense]

re prev tags

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

thank you jointsworth

[striders]

kittens will be like “does anyone want to see us kick each other in the head really really really fast” and not wait for an answer

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

[zennistrad]

This is one of the most powerful battle weapons in the entire game btw

[nativenews]

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[itznarcotic]

[gaybichon]

susan sarandon's son 😭😭

[gaybichon]

oh it's over for him

[gaybichon]

[lush-retina-is-dead]

[zhengzi]

update:

he was playing 5D chess the whole time

[holyvirgilscriptures-deactivate]

you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

[revui]