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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
OP I hope you realize this is a REAL strategy in PVP for the hit online mmorpg Wizard101
All angels do is get high and dance to house music thatās why our lives look like this
watch supernatural
That is the most hateful thing anyone has ever said to me
It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
IT'S REAL
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND
ITS REAL
Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg
IN CONCEPTION BAY
This reads like an article in the postillion
Are we sure this isn't an Onion post or something? XD
The Forbidden Pool
Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me āUm actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so itās perfectly safe to swim hereā yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care
sun tzu also once said: "you have to let your friends hit it from behind, for that is the best way to strengthen your warrior's bond"
Gods I hope this is real. XD
i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
all wonderful guesses!
but alas, no, it was:
mixed reactions on this one
You just don't get this shit on any other website
It's ok anon. The Joker isn't real. He can't hurt you and all the people he killed weren't real either. Take a few deep breaths and go touch grass for a while. XD
6 hour workday maximum iām not kidding, if it canāt be done in that timeframe it doesnāt need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
me on days when iām in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
unbelievably funny choice to get "trust no one" tattooed on your back, an activity that requires turning your back on another person holding a sharp implement
Because there is a post about my husband going around again I would like to remind you all that there is a difference between āweaponized incompetenceā and ārocks for brains diseaseā
For example:
āI know you are tired from work and from caring for the baby but I donāt know how to make dinner you are so much better at it Iāll just mess it upā - weaponized incompetence
āI know you are tired from work and from caring for the baby so I have made tortellini and vodka sauce and I thought we should have some protein so I make chicken nuggets and just put them in the pasta pot and also made broccoli and added that and I know there is only 2 and a half of us but I have accidentally made enough food for the entire neighborhood and I am sorry.ā - rocks for brains disease
please take a guess which one my husband does in a regular basis
Oh wow there are a lot of people angry on this postā¦ because they thinkā¦. That I thinkā¦I am too good for chicken nuggets pastaā¦. And not that I am making fun of my husbandā¦. For making 100 pounds of foodā¦. For 2 peopleā¦. Right before we went on vacationā¦. You absolute freaks.
my favorite customer service slip ups
here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy
my favorite customer service slip ups
here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy
Your post was used. In my philosophy class today. Live with this knowledge, I guess.
wHAT
Congratulations you've become class material. That's epic. XD
Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents heās never met like āare their medical readings supposed to look like this???ā
āIām not a damn pediatrician, Spockā *proceeds to give them all the most helpful medical advice theyāll ever receive* *ends up pioneering half human-half Vulcan childrenās medicine* *becomes known as the expert on the subject*
he breasted the boulder boobily up the hillā¦
one must imagine sisyphus big naturals
