How old is everybody? 👀
From youngest oldest:
Gordon - 27 / Kid!Gordon - 6
Benrey - 6
Tommy - 7
Bubby - 8
Coomer - 8
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How old is everybody? 👀
From youngest oldest:
Gordon - 27 / Kid!Gordon - 6
Benrey - 6
Tommy - 7
Bubby - 8
Coomer - 8
Bubby would 100% lord being older than the other kids over them. "I get to go first because I'm the oldest", "I get the best snacks because I'm the oldest", etc
HHDKD YES OMG THAT'S SUCH A BUBBY THING-
HE WOULD BE ALL LIKE: 'I'M THE OLDEST, I SHOULD GET TO GO FIRST' OR WHENEVER GORDON ISN'T AROUND HE'LL BE LIKE: 'I'M IN CHARGE SINCE I'M THE OLDEST.'
But consider this: he's not the oldest. Coomer's actually older than Bubby BY ONE SECOND. [Everyone was surprised and relieved since y'know, Bubby wasn't the best leader to begin with-]
So with that being said, later on Coomer awkwardly pulls aside Bubby from the group for a bit and tries his best to explain to him that he's actually not the oldest in the nicest way possible, as he hates confrontation.
Let's just say that after the whole spiel, Bubby didn't take it quite well, luckily Gordon was closeby to prevent anything bad from happening.
Can we see the rest of the science team as kids please?
Of Course! Here's a doodle I've been working on inbetween my college classes
(I'm still working on a concept design for Benrey so he's coming soon 😅)
These headcanons are based on a loose concept of I created at 3 A.M. in the morning where everyone, except for Gordon, are turned into little kids due to a potion mishap courtesy of Darnold.
Darnold would DEFINITELY insist on Gordon staying in his lab until he could find and make a cure, of course Gordon denies the offer and explains to Darnold that he could still power through Black Mesa even with four kids by his side and simply tells him to meet back up with him.
"I'm a single Parent Darnold, I know how shit works, besides how bad can they possibly be?"
Bad.
Benrey INSIST that Gordon either carries him on his back or let him sit ontop of his shoulders, and you know without a doubt, he would definitely be pulling at Gordon's hair micking the movie Ratatouille. His Black Mesa sweet voice is now off-key and the bubbles he produces are now more oval-shaped and more unsteady compared to their usual circular shape and stable form. You know damn well he would be just talking nonsense just to get on Gordon's nerves.
Coomer would be the energetic one, using his extendo-arms as jump rope or to swing on anything he could find. (Ocassionally he would use them to hug everyone at once.) He would also roughhouse with the group to their dismay. Coomer's a bit of a chatterbox resiting countlwss Wikipedia articles to Gordon, or just simply talking about his day. Other than that he's really caring about everyone and is REALLY optimistic.
Bubby, without a doubt, tries to set everything in his line of sight on fire, this leads to Gordon carrying around a fire extinguisher with him wherever he goes. (At this age, he's doesn't know how to fully control his pryokensis causing his hair/labcoat to ocassionally catch on fire.) He would definitely scratch and bite at anyone, mainly Gordon, all simply due to instinct. He wasn't exactly treated with love and kindness whenever he was in the tube causing him to have trust issues and be withdrawn, but not for long. Later on warms up to the Group and Gordon and he's back to being cocky and rambunctious.
Tommy is the timid and reserved one, usually clinging to Gordon's legs and constantly asking him questions and talking many different things he's passionate about. (I.E. his dad, Sunkist, Beyblades, Star Trek, Star Wars, and OSHA codes and standards.) Of course, Gordon doesn't mind as Tommy's more laid back compared to the rest of the Science Team. He also tries his best to translates Benrey's sweet voice for Gordon to the best of his abilities. (Which are sometimes mostly jokes and insults towards Gordon.) Tommy always seems to have a coke in his pockets and Gordon doesn't know how and he doesn't want to know.
BONUS:
If Sunkist is present you know DAMN WELL he would allow Tommy to ride on his back, and in that case, that would make the whole Science team ride on his back- you know Gordon would absolutely lose his shit seeing 4 kids riding on the back of a genetically modified Golden Retriever.
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Just take it.
Am I wrong?
No, but you forgot something:
They're marshmallows with sharp teeth.
Any good fic reccomendations for Luigi/Boo? 👀👀
u only got one short life so make it as gay as possible lads
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
if you read this ur gay
if u rb this ur twice as gay
I am now triple gay
Wishin everyone a happy day with the happiest car
this is one of my favorite videos ever.
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
i need something important to go my way so i’m not taking any chances
I’m ready roger
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i click on something on a sketchy site it opens a new tab? fine
i click on something on a sketchy site and it opens a new tab that exists for one millisecond before closing itself? …overwhelming sense of unease and dread
When you see weird shit on your dash
shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.
I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before
Throwback lol
I feel old lol
No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today
early 2000s
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