★i will possess ur heart☆

icarus☆26★he/they/it/she

[ip2lb]

[scooplery]

[ekiloria]

another lapis and peridot sketch dump

[cloudabserk]

i love reddit

[cloudabserk]

i’ve been looking into this and wow. size difference. long time rivals. opposite playing styles. born in the same hospital. nba player lebron went to see steph curry play while still in college. maybe the redditors are right

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[silversoulstardust]

let's put this one here as well

[somecunttookmyurl]

[weirdnessdk]

I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: Andrew Drinkwater, water research center. Dr Dick Chopp, urologist. Tweet by @JimMFelton “Do you have any other urologists I could talk to?” PC Rob Banks, Avon & Somerset Police. Lieutenant Les McBurney, Sun Prairie Fire Department. /end ID]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

US Army Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

There’s a word for this!

Aptronym - Wikipedia

Aptronym - Wikipedia

The “Notable Examples” list is well worth perusal

[averagebiboy]

You ever just wanna fuck?

[segamascott]

not really

[animentality]

[isotridecanol]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[boobycel]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[stcharls-stmoved]

Disturbed by the lack of ms marvel fanart, forced to be the change in the world i want to see

[stackopancake]

I've just finished SDR2, and by god. They really just released some animal like Nagito into the world huh.

[beemovieerotica]

BEAUTIFUL WORLD!!!!!!

FOUR THOUSAND EL WAWA DOLLARS FOR THE ANIMAL SHELTER!!!!!!

[momomochiaf]

Drew this for Gabriii.art on insta after her black Miku post got taken down, it's nice to see so many artists supporting her and fighting against the censorship u v u

Commissions are now open~~ TYSM for all the support!! T u T<33

[drops-of-universe]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

[dattoad]

It took a lot longer than it deserves

[paffshy]

I drew a sketch for this comic after I had fully decided to quit my job