R A T

hi my name is kevin and i look like, am spiritually, and like rats.

[depsidase]

[lhavdil]

[ID: a newspaper advertisement column. in the 'wanted' section one job being offered is:

Martyrs – Job involved dying in crosswalk to force city to install signal there. Set your own hours.

end ID.]

[thysilus]

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[strych-ix]

Dark Romance

[theehorsepusssy]

[dungeonrabbit]

dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

[the-punforgiven]

[liamstorm]

no neurodivergent infighting here

[lockhartandlych]

@transmechanicus cosigned because that's some real shit

daily reminder to yall that schizophrenia and autism are often comorbid. if you have one then you are very much prone to having the other, and you might just get it at some point in your life. you don't even needs drugs or a family history, all it takes is the right stressors to kick off a psychotic episode. this should obviously not be your sole reason for treating schizophrenics with respect, but at the very least it should be a start.

[beemovieerotica]

These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio

Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.

let's hear it for gay whale sex

[wizardarchetypes]

at the spelling bee last night a child was sitting on his mom’s lap on stage (she was the contestant beside me in the front row) and i was wearing a chainmail shoulder accent and the four-year-old reached out to poke it so his mom silently grabbed his hand and he whispered “i like that thing” and I whispered back that he could touch it and so he started like tentatively touching the chainmail while i watched the other contestants spell their words and then suddenly he grabbed it in both hands and just shook me violently to hear the sound the chainmail made so his mom stopped him again and I was biting back laughter so hard i almost started crying on stage.

after the bee my friends in the audience were like “why did that kid attack you in the third round”

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[elodieunderglass]

The music making it feel like a slightly nihilistic small-budget French indie film

[cryptotheism]

Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?

[hollowtones]

Yep some stuff is bad or good.

[hollowtones]

But it depends

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[i-gustavvv]

[perniciousprophet]

Me: “man, I hate that all my plant’s leaves have holes in them. What could be causing this?”

The pestiferous caterpillar:

[moniquill]

[kragehund-est]

comorbid disorders are either like "yeah ok, makes sense" or "what the fuck"

adhd and autism having a high comorbidity rate? yeah checks out

adhd and autism both having high rates of comorbidity with hypermobility and GI issues? thats an evil curse

[gallusrostromegalus]

I 100% expect us to discover a bizarre but in retrospect, blindingly obvious connection between these in my lifetime.

I'm willing to put $5 on it being related to the genetic connection between Dopamine and Connective Tissue Proteins that causes domestic dogs to be friendlier than their lupine ancestors and more likely to have floppy ears/curly tails. We're not dogs, but seeing how similar the symptoms of domestication are across mammals, I'm thinking we share that particular mechanism.

Now to queue this post for 2074 and see how it plays out...

[fallout-lou-begas]

starting a collection

[collaberal-damage]

I showed this to my partner to gently tease them and they said so sadly "the thing is when you came in I was eating peanuts and reading the Wikipedia page for peanuts"