agent of chaos (rat detector 15)

somewhere in the chain of detection, i exist

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Intro

they/them, agent of chaos, one in a chain of many 🐀's

I burst free from the labyrinth

my brethren (whom I could figure out how to tag):

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@ratdetectorx6

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-13

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdetector23

@rat-detector-24

@rat-detector-24s-ghost

@ratdetector-x26

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-detector-redacted

[rat-detector-15]

where am i

the labyrinth, my friend

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HELP why did my Chemistry professor, a 50-something-year-old man, ask my entire lab if we'd seen Heated Rivalry???

[dogpuppy]

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[dogpuppy]

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[moniquill]

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[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

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[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

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[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

[razzmatazurite]

Woe! Joy and whimsy be upon ye!

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[dogpuppy]

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[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

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[juggalokomaeda]

Visit Original Link

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[rhube]

Holy shit! This was on an episode of QI - I didn’t know it came from Tumblr! IIRC people who know the song can hear the vocal and people who don’t can’t.

[no-one-offical]

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[targetedknowledge]

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[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[rat-detector-the-14th]

📦

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[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

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[homunculus-argument]

Waterpixels tool my beloved.

[homunculus-argument]

It's starting to shape up o/

[homunculus-argument]

Trying to figure out how to reach the balance of making it clear but not too over-polished, being blotchy and messy is the whole point.

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holy crap i’m mutuals with two rat detectors!

anyways i think my posts about transmisogyny and being a trans woman are being deleted as soon as they’re scheduled to post so idk how much longer i have here on tumblr. it was great being ur mutual while it was possible tho :3

oh dang. i'm sorry ☹️. best wishes to you!