Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Stonewall Inn
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
taylor price
pixel skylines
Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@ratlycheese
The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.
A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.
#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar
Putting aside how surreal it is to use these stupid ass terms like unalive and grape and SA in modern vernacular it is actually so evil that things that are already stigmatized enough to even talk about are fully becoming bad words to even speak aloud along with how painful it must be to have your experience referred to in an almost comical way because someone is either so adjusted to internet speak they do it instinctually OR worst case scenario they want to be able to cover their ass when it comes to keeping their stupid fucking internet content monetized and uploaded
like I really don't give a shit about racist fuckers on individual level, but it's their individual racism that enables systemic racism and imperialism. I don't give a single fuck that you say you don't know anything about Africa and you don't want to know. I would also not like to know about you, but your soldiers are forced on us, your businessmen are ruining our local economy, wars are waged for the dollars you get paid.
"If a white man wants to lynch me, that's his problem. If he's got the power to lynch me, that's my problem. Racism is not a question of attitude; it's a question of power.
Racism gets its power from capitalism. Thus, if you're anti-racist, whether you know it or not, you must be anti-capitalist. The power for racism, the power for sexism, comes from capitalism, not an attitude."
-Kwame Ture (formerly known as Stokely Carmichael)
(emphasis my own)
The Try Guys fandom. The Rhett and Link fandom. We may not see eye-to-eye on much - heck, we may hate each other’s guts- but we do agree on one very important thing: we love watching guys try things
introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry
her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview
our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"
our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival
did not go the way he thought it would
kicking my feet and giggling while reading borderlands movie reviews that read indistinguishably from ones for the games over a decade ago
"it's painfully unfunny" "all the dialogue feels like they're all just awkwardly trying to fill space" "it's like they scraped together whatever seemed popular at the time without really caring why"
so a faithful adaptation then
I just saw someone complain that the plot just feels like pointless busywork, making it possibly the first "perfect" video game adaptation ever made
"why should I care about Africa"---> lives in a country that's upheld by the current and past exploitation and destabilization of Africa
"why should I care about Africa"---> lives in a country that's upheld by the current and past exploitation and destabilization of Africa
"why should I care about Africa"---> lives in a country that's upheld by the current and past exploitation and destabilization of Africa
hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots
actually kind of hilarious how drastically the idea of a "webcomic fan" evolved over the course of homestuck from dave strider as a weird hipster in 2009 to calliope the fangirl in act 6. like the way the comic had to update its own self parody in real time
this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
it's real btw
Op here, we're going strong!! Here's a picture of our Goob shrine
a good third of tumblr is basically palliative care for people who have doctor's notes to say they're excused from changing, growing or acknowledging anybody else's life experiences. 4chan doomerism but the slurs are reclaimed.
Jurassic Park is happening right now but sadly it's with shitty dogs and not dinosaurs
supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.
warrior's dilemma
