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just your everyday rat bringing back the black plague

[arm-a-goon-deactivated20160102]

[artikgato]

[rats-are-here]

This blog is no longer going to be active. Neither are any of my side blogs. I made a new account. So uh. Bye

[mangokiwismoothie]

tbh they’d all literally rather die sdkfjgnkj

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[avvocarlo]

why does part of this original episode sound like a youtube poop

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

HEY MOE

[iggycamdon]

on the dvd commentary for this episode the writers said that flea (the guy yelling AYY MOE) literally just yelled that line from like the complete opposite side of the recording booth and they didn’t make him redo it because it was loud enough to use lmao

[phd-in-horribleness]

[sharkpilot]

“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Allison Brie’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale

[pleasedontremember]

look at Danny (Abed)

[youjustgotincepted-deactivated2]

I love this lol

[30-minute-memes]

truth

[omnybus]

@william-snekspeare

[futubanderacl]

[curlicuetruth]

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[corona-the-nightcutter]

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

[kuueater]

[babyanimalgifs]

where himb goed 

(via: @kymmywanders)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mochmint]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[startledserpent]

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally. 

“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”

“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”

“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[siverwrites]

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

[huyosumi]

ADORABLE

[transmortifried]

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.