Sam

slob on my knob like corn on the orb

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

[bycicleee]

Spasta theory

Everything in space can potentially be described as pasta

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[thewanderingword]

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

[4822poundsofham]

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

[letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove]

[catboybiologist]

Just adding to the yt comments train

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

[silliestflowergirl]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[breadcrab]

I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

[lazysmirk]

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

[dragonofdarknesschaos]

With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.

[secretsivekept]

SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON

[niyarest]

there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes!

[tf2humbug]

Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.

You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!

When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.

ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.

[sword-and-nightingale]

[skin-slave]

[accountnameholder-deactivated20]

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[rattuspatattus]

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[turing-tested]

shrimpboys. crabgirls. is that anything

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Big suffering!

[robozinhoveado]

a better pain scale

[tkr]

𝕾𝖗𝖙𝖆́ 𝓥𝖎𝓚𝖆𝓴𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎 𝓥𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊さん/ Twitter

[kivihattu]

And together, they fight evil Do not underestimate them

[buildmeafairytale]

Older women with swords is now my favorite genre of photography

[funnelcloudd]

One will defend you and the other three will try to kill you. Choose wisely.

[mynewshape]

favorite jerma joke is when he was playing overwatch on stream and he was like “one day, a year from now, im going to show up on stream in full 300 dollar clown makeup” and then a year later he just randomly turns on his face cam during a stream and he’s in the clown costume

[meme-templates]

I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.

AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON

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I’LL GO FIRST

[little-bullheaded-shit]

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[thewingedbolt]

Saving this for later para purposes

[snailstrailz]

You people are saints