Now the tidal are turning; Spurning the darkness

Sword fighter, wrestler, sarcastic asshole, heavy metal fiend, D&D nerd, Warhammer enthusiast (not 40k!) and weight lifting freak~!❤️

[thehummingbirdlives]

i’d just like to thank whoever decided to cast luke cook in caos. he’s a gem.

[raven-swansong]

What an adorable little shit (his Instagram is the best thing ever, just saying).

[talesfromthecrypts]

Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit. His name is Krampus. He and his helpers did not come to give, but to take. He is the shadow of Saint Nicholas. 

Krampus (2015) dir. Michael Dougherty

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[were-ralph]

when my werewolf boyfriend

[theersatzvegetarian]

Pacific Rim has a Build-Your-Own-Jaeger feature on their website. Some folks haven’t taken it as seriously as I suspect the PR folks thought they would.

[thisperspective]

CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY

[metallikato]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND EVEN MORE. 

[butlerbookbinding]

They just keep getting better..

[multifand0mtrash]

when I feel down, I look for this post

[femboss]

HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE BEST

[jumpingjacktrash]

zamboni rage is my favorite

[bitmeddler]

Wot’s all this then? kills me every time for no good reason. 

[master-painters]

William Bouguereau - Dante et Virgile - 1850

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You got that right

[cinnamonrollorder]

I’m crying

[nerdneeniya]

New portal just opened

[thegunlady]

bird twitter is lighting up

[catchymemes]

[ynngaa]

Oswald, my beloved

[redlipstickresurrected]

Olivia Steen (British, b. Kent, England, based South East, England) - Summer Bathers, Print

[cirrates]

monopoly mermaid monday

[english-history-trip]

The ULTIMATE WWII BRITISH FIGHTING GROUP

Major Allison Digby Tatham-Warter - Major Digby was never without his trusty umbrella, even in battle; when asked about it, Digby exclaimed “Oh my goodness, but what if it rains?” He would use his umbrella to good effect, disabling a German armoured car by poking the driver in the eye, and escorting a chaplain to injured soldiers, assuring him, “Don’t worry about the bullets, I’ve got an umbrella.” +5 Britishness Points for Propriety

Lieutenant-Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming “Mad Jack” Churchill - Credited with the last recorded kill by longbow, Jack Churchill was never without his bow, his sword, and his bagpipes. Among other exploits, he used his sword to once capture 42 prisoners in a night, escaped multiple concentration camps, and led every charge from a landing boat with a tune from his pipes. +5 Britishness Points for Bravado

Geoffrey Tandy - This mild-mannered algae biologist from the Natural History Museum received an unexpected summons to Bletchley Park, where Alan Turing and his team were working to decrypt the Enigma code; the Ministry of Defence had confused “cryptogramist” (a studier of codes) with “cryptogamist” (a studier of sporous plants). Once Tandy was in on the secret, they couldn’t let him go, so he just hung around Bletchley Park… until one day, code books were captured from a German submarine, soaked and unreadable. If only there were someone on the team who worked with preserving wet things… +5 Britishness Points for Underdoggitude

Pollyanna - A gift from a Russian admiral, Pollyanna was a REINDEER who lived on a SUBMARINE for six weeks. She came with a barrel of moss to eat, but that ran out and she began eating scraps from the mess. Her favorite food became condensed milk and navigational charts. When it came time to transfer her to her new home at the London Zoo, she had become too fat to leave the way she came in, and had to be winched out. +5 Britishness Points for Nonsense

[hbhoe]

he’s stressed

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

A crow lands on one of the warning signs around the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone

[femdommunismforthemasses-deacti]

[mrs-winters]

🍁🍂🍁

[thehalloweencoven]

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