merthur flotsam & jetsam

mostly Merlin and Bradley James but also heated rivalry, Suits, Dead Boy Detectives, Tiger & Bunny, AFTG, TRC, lamen

[garlic-sauc3]

@frogmerthur i needed to make it a reality

[iamcaledonia]

The Only Living Thing by Caledonia

Chapters 1-10 are now up. Enjoy!

The full fic should be uploaded by Sunday, all things going to plan.

xx Cally

[randocountrygal]

Recently got into The Raven Cycle series (finished it in two days hehe) and I saw this meme for a different fandom and just thought it fit.

[itspauarts]

pookies

[shanehollandered]

ilya + his very judgemental eyebrows

[gaygoatshane]

[vamphours]

my heated rivalry hyperfixation will not be leaving me anytime soon i fear

[mina-logan]

They are 2 cool 4 me

Bonus with no text:

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[heymacy]

I want to watch.

[merthurtrenches]

I LOVE GWAINE SMMMM

[aemelia]

slut <3

[lucylehane]

hollanov + grinning like dopes as they text each other

[thisfeebleheart]

i don't think i'll ever get over the look on Ilya's face after Shane says he loves him too

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[count-pudding]

mlem