your mom's chest hair

Nice wig Janice, what's it made out of? I'm Rachael ^_^ I'm 19 and that's about it, if you want to talk just say hi or snap chat me @raycorrone

[funnywildlife]

[birumutversene-blog]

[bunney]

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

[nickfuckface]

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

[bunney]

shut the hell your mouth

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[cleanhippies]

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

[mr-robert-gray-deactivated20180]

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

[princessoffloral-deactivated201]

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

[myechi]

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

[weirdmageddon]

[thebootydiaries]

me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :)

robber:

me:

robber:

me:

robber:

me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,

[toastoat]

how did you find out you were pan?

[penguintree]

So the police and fire station are right next to my library which is a pokemon gym and pokestop. The cops are blu team and the firefighters are red and they are constantly fighting over the gym. I found out cuz i was adding a pokemon to the gym and some cops noticed me playing pokemon and they asked what team i was on and i told them blu and they were like damn right and told me about the situation.

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

this is pure and good, 2k16 is getting better because of pokemon

[stolentweets]

[2460waan]

Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

[oatbee]

dogs > boys

[lol-post]

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

[honky-tonk-badonk-adonk-deactiv]

I’m laughing so fucking hard

[communismkills]

Being 14 is not an excuse to act like an awful human being without consequences or people telling you you’re wrong.

[tunajorts]

well youre like 27 whats your excuse

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[inkskinned]

do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement

[juene-deactivated20170115]

[thatdiva]