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tumblr veteran who can’t be bothered to sort things into different blogs so enjoy whatever hyperfixation i’m currently on xx
"smith to celebrini" is a phrase more homoerotic than actual gay porn sorry
I actually need everyone to stay tf away from my girl
All this talk about PWHL protection lists but who’s protecting my sanity. Makes you think.
"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
sochi 2014 olympic gold: captain caroline ouelette and marie-philip poulin
2026 walter cup championship: captain marie-philip poulin and assistant coach caroline ouelette
feel like shit, just want her¹ back
¹rookie of the year finalist Nicole Gosling
shane felt dizzy with happiness. to be held like this and kissed like this by the man he loved - the man who loved him back - here at the place he loved more than anywhere else in the world.
yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
As others have said, it was the canary in the coal mine.
A new Gallup poll finds support for same-sex marriage and relationships in the U.S. has stopped rising after two decades.
Relevant...
I FEEL IT ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW
i simply had to paint the wife line and their post walter cup win celebratory hug. can you believe that poulin and stacey invented being actual real life soulmates? can you also believe that this is up on my INPRNT if you desire your very own wife line champions? both true
so we kid about Shane and baby's first chirp, but Shane IS a good chirper! He IS.
"So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?" - Sideswipe at Finland for no reason! Presenting this grade a chirp to his crush like a penguin with a pebble! 1221/10 blowjob worthy chirp
"You'll look great in silver, Vaughny, don't even stress." The bro-yness! The swagger! 12/10 - excellent chirp!
"Jeez, Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too? I don't think I'm ready. I think I've still got some good hockey left in me." The chirp that launched 1000 mpreg fics. 81/10
The point here is that Shane is:
☝🏽funny
and
✌🏽bitchy
and I think it's important that we remember that!
Let us not forget:
(Buffalo is terrible) "Yeah, and their team sucks too." - 67/10, inspired a very bad dtr/frottage/first name drops/tuna meltdown.
EXACTLY
Shane is a bitchy jock and i LOVE him for it.
Like, sure, Ilya is going to bounce on the balls of his feet and tell Scott that the sound coming from his knees keeps making Ilya think the ice is cracking
But Shane???
Shane is going to lean in and say "my dad uses H-45 Just For Men and the shade looks really natural. I can get you the link if you want."
Ilya says the shit that makes Scott want to punch him in the face.
Shane says the shit that makes Scott wake up at 3:16 am, shaking Kip awake "baby, kip, wake up, kip - are my grays really noticable? no, Kip, this can't wait. Turn on the light, Kip are my gr-"
Ilya makes people mad.
Shane makes people insecure.
POV you ask me who my favourite Shark is and expect me to mention Willmack or Samisa but I pull out Uncle Wokeberg
let’s be superstars with mama
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME