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since i've got two so many yellowjackets fics written or actively on the go now, figured i might as well make a new pinned post for them (and keep it updated). now updated again because i have fics for more than one fandom

Yellowjackets:

Put Her Canine Teeth in the Side of My Neck - Shauna Shipman is a werewolf, Melissa (who already had a massive crush) accidentally walks in on her eating someone, and now she's gotta deal with that whole situation. [5 Chapters, Ongoing]

Fresh Start (I Don't Wanna Mess It Up) - The year is 2004, Melissa is a nerdy trans girl just trying to survive high school. Gay shenanigans ensue. [5 Chapters, Ongoing]

I Still Miss You - Running away from it all, Melissa leaves the grocery store with a little more than just the snacks she came in for. [Oneshot, Complete]

The One Where Everyone Objects - The surviving Yellowjackets have a thing or two to say during the Shauna and Jeff's wedding, Beetlefart gets the girl. [Oneshot, Complete]

(More Than Just) A Go-Between - A broken up Tai and Van both end up booty calling Melissa for a rebound, and it becomes a whole thing for all involved. [5 Chapters, Ongoing]

How Hard Is It to Say "Shauna Shipman, Will You Go to Prom with Me?" - Beetlefart tries to get a prom date, Van and Lottie assist. [Oneshot, Complete]

For All That She Lost - Angsty Genlissa Locked Tomb AU [Oneshot, Complete]

Jingle Bell Mel - Fun shaunahat Christmas fic [Oneshot, Complete]

Ring in the New Year - Follow-up to Jingle Bell Mel, fun NYE shenanigans [Oneshot, Complete]

Percy Jackson:

I'm Embarrassed For All of Us How Long It Took To Notice - Set during battle of the labyrinth, percy realises a year ago Circe give her a potion that's giving her girl puberty and she doesn't mind [Oneshot, Complete]

I Become a Teenage Mom - Set between battle of the labyrinth and the last olympian. percy insists nico live with her and sally instead of running off on his own again. [Oneshot, Complete]

It's Almost the End of the World As We Know It - It's time for the events of the last olympian, and percy finally figures her feelings out. way to go, girl. [Oneshot, Complete]

#shaunahat #melissa hat #melissa yellowjackets #shauna shipman #yellowjackets #yellowjackets fanfic #taivan #vanhat #taihat #genlissa #gen yellowjackets #percy jackson #transfem percy jackson #percy jackson fic

watertightvines

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

fangs4faggots

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

czech-hunter-reject

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

czech-hunter-reject

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

monster-at-the-end-of-this-book

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

czech-hunter-reject

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

have-you-been-here

Terminal 3, Heathrow Airport, London, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

#99% sure I've been here

memorycycle

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

fidelcostco

beeeleenn

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

rennessillyarchive

everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors

heatandapathy

secretaryofdarkness

yardsards

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first image: a screenshot of a tumblr post

"@ greelin: being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

@ yves-and-scessernee: with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors"

second image: screenshots of tags: "#the simple fact is that everything in life is more bearable when your blood sugar isnt flatlining every 10 minutes #everyone else is doing the equivalent of 2 iced coffees on an empty stomach and thats why they keep dying badly #dunmeshi"

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pocketss

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

mblematic

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

naugo

The betrayed

#god this is so good I'm going absolutely feral #melissa hat #yellowjackets

gaydelgard

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

snapbarkbite

Thinking about JackieShauna from the lens of a closeted!Jackie being obsessed with Shauna’s pregnancy because yes, her best friend is pregnant and she thought she was a virgin and that’s distressing for their friendship but also now Shauna is becoming/is going to become this very distinct picture of [expected] femininity in a way a closeted lesbian Jackie Taylor will never achieve no matter how bad she tries.

Shauna who effortlessly* gets pregnant, sleeps with men, who’s body will just Become this new ideal* without having to try vs Jackie trying to become what her mom wants, what her boyfriend wants, what Society wants and failing in little ways over and over.

I dunno, man I’m just thinking about jackieshauna before work 🚬🚬

*these words from my interpretation of Jackie’s comphet and internalized homophobia perspective being a closeted lesbian in the 90’s with a family Like That

snapbarkbite

Sorry not sorry still thinking about this: the reverse being true. Shauna upset over her loss of control. Jackie, who must find it so easy to control her emotions. Jackie, with her effortless self control, her poise and grace and lack of emotional reactionary outbursts. Shauna who doesn’t see Jackie withering away from her self restraint, Jackie who doesn’t see Shauna’s loathing at herself in a body that won’t stop reminding her of what she’s done and how she can’t take it back.

Just thinking about how Shauna could see Jackie as this pious and holier-than-thou saint which she clearly loves to loathe and her own self hatred which is also a self obsession about her actions. Thinking about how selfish the both of them are. How interesting that is. How they’re both so wrapped up in themselves and their projections and assumptions about the other that they’re just all alone together. Obsessed with that.