[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

[grox]

This is so much

[exene]

media studies thesis material

[wizardlyghost]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[izzypeazy-lemonsqueezy]

People giving the little girl money and not receiving the change:

[punkrock-bottom]

The little girl:

[yurimom]

Visit Original Link

[bogleech]

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death

[mrdsc1010]

me, at the haunted kmart when this songs comes on

[jeekoftheweek]

imagine dragons concert

[apolloniosofrhodes-deactivated2]

PLEASE unmute, I'm begging you

[hungryjokerr]

[tr0picalst0rm-deactivated201605]

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

[perfect-deactivated20180430]

My whole life consists of secretly loving people and them not noticing

[mauxanhduong]

*checks tumblr* *consumes the three new posts that have appeared since i last checked tumblr* *refreshes tumblr* *consumes the one new post that just appeared* *refreshes tumblr again* *no new posts appear* *checks discord* *is overwhelmed by the big servers* *nothing new in the small servers* *checks tumblr again* *consumes the two n

[mauxanhduong]

you. you get it

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[harrison-osterfield-appreciation]

| Anyway, trans rights.

[dukekevingswell]

This is the only type of Harry Potter reference that should be allowed anymore.

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[miiriya]

[cheese24k]

[modmad]

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Constant state of oink

[evilphrog]

One of my favorite parts of the Hunger Games was how, in the beginning, Katniss was jealous amd resentful of the townies for not having to work in the coal mines. Then, over time, she realizes they aren't the true enemy. Then she sees the other district kids as so much better off than she is, because at least they don't come from district 12. But then she realizes they aren't the enemy either. And then she hates the other victors, before realizing they have all been exploited just as much as she has. So the enemy must be the Capitol citizens, who benefit from the exploitation of the districts, right? Wrong again. They are just uninformed and pampered people who have been kept in the dark about the true horrors faced by the rest of the country. Most of them, when push comes to shove, are perfectly willing to help the war efforts.

And slowly, over the three books, all theses separate factions of downtrodden people start to see each other as allies instead of enemies, and that is what propells them to eventual victory over the true enemy, the government that tried to pit them against each other. Just fun, totally fictional things to think about that have nothing whatsoever to do with our current life.

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[totallyfubar]

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

[wumblr]

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope