Wren

i hate that young man, what was his name again? berenip carpnigpach?

[resident-dumb-fuck]

my final message to the world (lie you will be hearing from me). goodbye.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

is this anything

[spookyboogie3]

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[the-tenth-arcanum]

obsessed with them they're so funny

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[saywhatjessie]

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/

I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

[saint-batrick]

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[greyycey]

rip richard you would’ve loved bisexuality

rip bolingbroke you would’ve loved financial lawyers

rip mowbray you would’ve loved duolingo

rip gaunt you would’ve loved facetime

rip carlisle you would’ve hated secularism

rip duchess of gloucester you would’ve loved grief counselling

rip bushy bagot and green you would’ve loved legal name changes

[callsignsundance]

can't stand it when i'm looking for wars of the roses/plantagenet history and it's just the tudors like go awayyy i don't care about that welsh guy and his weak ass claim to the throne . i literally don't care where is richard

[callsignsundance]

just saw another "lady macbeth is such a girlboss" thing and i have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING against lady mac i would let her stab me but good god does the name margaret of anjou mean nothing to you.

[werewolfetone]

Everyone's got that 1 friend named honest iago who never lies to them

[hamletkin]

creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

[dragonflame3020]

The more I learn about Shakespeare and his works, the more I look back at '& Juliet' and think He Would Not Fucking Say That.